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"What on earth is all this about", you may ask?

Well, with apologies to Winamp, this is Winamop, a British website devoted to literary works of some, though not necessarily much, merit.

All human life is here, experienced people, skilled writers and rank amateurs, sometimes they hit the mark, sometimes they belly-flop (sometimes they mix their metaphors). You pick up the pieces and make of them what you will.

We aim to maintain a showcase for new writing which will grow as you, dear reader, feels inspired to contribute. There are 71 pages at present, check the "Editor's Log" to find out what's been added recently.

Any pages that contain material "unsuitable for children" have been labelled using ICRA guidelines. Most of the site is unlabeled and perfectly fine for "all the family" however.

You'll get the general idea of the sort of thing as you look around. Select a genre from the buttons at the top and if you consider that you have something to say that may fit in with the quality of our offerings, then don't be shy, send it in!

We cannot offer you riches of any kind whatsoever but, and this is the good bit, we will send all published contributors a commemorative mop. Yes, I know it's hard to believe the scale of our generosity... but don't get too excited, it's just one of those small ones used for washing the dishes.

These could become prized collectors-items in years to come, with the kudos of a prestigious literary award! It's unlikely I know, but if you want one don't forget to include your address with your e-mail.

The mail button is at bottom-right by the way.

Thank you for your attention

The Editor.



M O P S
Oh yes
More bloody mops!

We sometimes wish
we'd never started
this Mop business...

W R I T I N G
gosh
writ wrotten
We write
as best we can...

W I N A  M O P!
ha ha!
Oh goody! A mop.
A happy mop-recipient.

P O E T R Y
heee heee!
poetry books

A N D  Y O U ?
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Send in some material!
Click on the e-mail link
below. We don't promise
to publish it but, nothing
ventured.. etc etc.

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