Poems
by G David Schwartz
There Once Was A Vegetarian Butcher
There once was a vegetarian butcher
and all the other butchers loved her
and each time she left the room
she would close the door
She Is Just So Gorgeous
She is just so gorgeous
It has nothing to do with her bust
Not her eyes nor her chin
Its all her hair is where it begins
She has it not dyed at all
Always sopping, summer winter and fall
Stone cold white
And beautiful as a song
I am so glad I knew her
If only for a short while
She did never dye her locks
And I bet she does not eat frogs
Loki -- the Pitt Bull
He is an ugly dog
But I do love him so
And I would cry and cry
If he'd ever go
Looking Out The Window
Looking out the window
I cannot see where you go
You didn't tell me so I do not know
Anything out the window
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