From Winamop.com
Love 2 Date. By Sean McGahey.
Love2date.com
To: jenny_evans@tahoo.com
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Subject: last night
Hi
Last night was fantastic! Beautiful food, wine, music and of course it goes without saying...you looked 100% sexy! I'm almost embarrassed saying it, but it's just the way I feel! I know it was our first date arranged by love2date I just know it was DESTINEY that brought us together!! Anyway, do you want to meet up tonight? We could meet up with my friends; I told them all about you!! Ill see you at the Red Lion on Broad Street.
Sean
xxx
To: jenny_evans@tahoo.com
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Subject: Re: last night
Jen
Apologies for being forward and at times over eager! And bomb barding you with e-mails hopefully we can still meet up tonight? If possible would you wear the same dress? I want to re-capture the moment we first met and take another mental picture!!!
Anyway call me on 0121 789 456 and just let me know if your coming out tonight.
Sean
Xxx
To: jenny_evans@tahoo.com
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Subject: missed you??
Jenny
Where were you? My friends didnt turn up and I waited 4 hours!!! I assumed as you didnt call or e-mail youd be at the pub? I assumed you would have called to say you werent coming? Anyway Im over it I was slightly embarrassed as Id taken the initiative and ordered food for us. Call me, you have my number. Do you want to meet up on Saturday?? 9pm at the pub? Please be on time!!!! Ill only wait 2 hours for you!!!!!
Sean
(Only 1 kiss for you)
x
To: jenny_evans@tahoo.com
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Subject: NOT A HAPPY BUNNY!! L
Jenny!!!
Whats the point in arranging these dates and you dont turn up! Im pretty pissed off!! Seriously, what are you trying to say? Or not say, you havent called or replied to any of my e-mails. And if Im being honest I thought you were a tad bit rude when we met on our 1 and only date.
(a) Constantly checking you phone.
(b) Not making eye contact
(c) Not joining in any of the conversations.
(d) Hardly touched your food
(e) Called me Simon as we left.
Dont take this personally but when we left he pub I followed you home. I know its an irregular thing to do and probably against the law but I spent £500 to join the agency and spent £80 on our date!!! Now please meet me to discuss further. 9pm at the Red Lion
DONT LET ME DOWN!!!
To: jenny_evans@tahoo.com
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Subject: COCK TEASE
Jenny
I waited 2 long hours! Youve let me down; as it happens Ive been told by the agency that you thought we were incompatible? Was it because Im 45 and youre 22? I know I lied about my age on my profile but youd have to admit for a guy my age Im pretty fit! Ill pop over and we can discuss this further. Women like you are all alike!! Am I wasting my time?? Ill be at your house later on this week (again) you know its a tad bit stupid leaving your key under the plant pot.
S
To: jenny_evans@tahoo.com
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Subject: YOU COCK TEASE
YOU WERENT AT HOME!!!
I waited 3 hours - I even alphabetically re-arranged youre fucking DVDs!!! And if youre wondering whats happened to that flea bitten cat, check out your neighbours compost bin, I think youll find his head. Hows your sister?? Its a shame youre not as tidy.
To: jenny_evans@tahoo.com
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Subject: PITY
To Whom It May Concern:
She fucking deserved it; the cock tease led me on.
S
To: Sandra_beard@tb.co.uk
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Subject: surprise!!!
Sandra
I really enjoyed last night!!! Lets do it again!!!! Meet me at starbucks, say around 6 ish??
Sean
Xx
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