I Threw An Onion In The
Air
I threw an onion in the
air
It landed on, I know not
where
But it was not my salad so
I did stare
Hoping it would turn up
here

I Knew A Girl Named
Barely
I knew a girl named Barley
She was fairly
gnarly
But wonderful at the party

I Didn't Know Jackie
Robinson
I didn't know Jackie
Robinson
When I was born he was
done
But my grand father knew
the man
My grand father knew
everyone

I Do Love The Onion
I do love the
onion
I love its many layers
It reminds me
of
My home team football
players

Theres A Pill You
Can Take
Theres a pill you
can take
It helps make you
poo
Then you are
able
To go to the zoo.