You Know
That?
Youre
nothing! you know that?
youre
nothing! she snarled at me
and then walked
out of the small
bar:
I thought about
what she had said,
she was right,
I was nothing and
I felt good about
this and drained
my drink and
strolled to the
bar and ordered
another, I
couldnt think what else
there was to
do.

Vigdis
It took a few
moments
for the memory
to
resurface after
hed said
her name,
Vigdis,
tall, slender,
natural
blonde with a
style and
elegance of
stunning
feminine beauty
and a
Nordic accent that
seemed
to sensually
evaporate,
I fell in
love with
Vigdis I
said:
he looked at
me,
not quite
believing
what I had said
and
he didnt
know what
to say:
I never told
anyone
else that Id
fallen in
love with
Vigdis,
I didnt
tell
Vigdis
or my wife, I
kept
it a secret
I said:
he frowned,
uncomfortably and
then grinned an
unsure
grin:
I fall in
love
frequently,
Im
always falling in
love
I said:
he nodded:
I mean, I
fall in
love just
for a
few
moments
sometimes,
well,
most of the time,
its a brief
thing
I said:
I got
it he said.

Another
Alleyway
Martin died
two weeks ago of a
heroin overdose,
his body was
found in an
alleyway in London:
Im sorry, I
know you two guys
hit it
together she said to me
as she opened up
the curtains,
the sunlight
assaulting the room,
exposing her
nakedness
through the thin
nightgown,
highlighting her
smooth curves:
I sat up in bed
and after a few
moments, I
said:
Thank you
for letting me
know, I appreciate
that
Im
making some coffee,
please, come and
join us
she said,
as an image of my
dear poet-
friend laying
lifelessly in
some pissed
stained alley
stormed my
thoughts as it
does right
now.

Twinkle
Toes
I had it
away on my toes, I
headed into the
woods he
paused and looked
at me,
grinning and the
said:
A police
helicopter was on
my ass, police
tracker dogs
were on my ass and
a team
of armed police
officers
were on my ass ,
chasing me
through the
night-time woods,
I led them a good
dance
before I gave
myself up and
then after some
hours in a
cell, I was
released without
charge after my
wife had
sobered up and
withdrawn all
allegations of
my
involvement in an
armed bank
robbery several
years back: I
was on the front
pages of
the national
newspapers he
said and then
laughed softly:
Thats
some story I said:
Well, that
bitch fucked-off
to Canada with my
investments
and my bastard
cousin, I
havent seen
or heard
from her
since he said,
frowning,
Im lonely and I
miss her
he told me.