Pulled
Over
Sure, Christine was
speeding
on that dark,
back-country road
and throw in the
occasional swerve
like when a rabbit darted
across the road
or, as she put it, a
born-again Christian.
Careful, said
Michelle.
Theres a dead
body in the back.
So there we were, among
the dead men,
and what could Christine
do but plunge her foot
down on the
accelerator, get us the hell out of there.
Yes, wed be
drinking. And Christine had
been fighting off
advances from some heavy-set guy.
We were young. A few
beers had us staggering/
It was time for us to
leave.
And Christine loved
speed, especially
with a body in the back.
So off we went at a pace
like you might see
down a NASCAR
straightaway.
I crossed myself
vigorously.
The body in the back
began to rub its eyes, wake up.
And then Michelle said,
theres a cop up
ahead and hes
waving us over. We hid the beers.
And there we were, at the
side of the road,
mired in the shadow of
the law.
First thing out of his
mouth was
how he knew all of our
parents.
Dont remember much
after that.
Maybe sitting on a bench
at the station.
Time trailing off in all
directions like dirt roads.
Head losing traction and
grip. Or walking a plank.
Or scrambling on foot
through a maze of carnival bumper cars.
Christine talked herself
into trouble deeper and deeper.
Michelle burst into
tears.
The body in the back
merely belched and giggled.
Somebodys head
leaned on mine.
Tragedy trembled on the
edge of farce.
Cop says, You could
have all been killed.
Is that what you
want? Three nos and a maybe.
Then all was silent until
the folks came.
Christine was
grounded.
Michele was hanging with
the wrong crowd.
I should have known
better.
The body in the back went
home alone.

A Warning In
Paradise
Its his first
lesson in muck.
Where there are pigs.
there will always be pig
shit.
And cows make
patties.
And horses must do
something
with all that excess hay
they devour.
Even the hens arent
averse
to pooping all over the
coop.
Farm-life
comes with a lot of
yuk.
He learns that when he
starts
to stumble about
outside.
His fingers grub up
in one turn of a
mothers head.
She steps in to keep them
clean
when she can.
She worries that his
mouth is in the firing line.
Its the same with
fire.
The hot plates on the
stove.
The stairs.
The bottles in the
medicine cabinet.
Pointed
sticks.
His fathers truck
goes without saying.
Or does it?
But its a warm
summers day.
Why coop him up
inside.
A light wind ruffles the
grass, the scattered trees.
He reaches down to pick
up something shiny.
Its a shard of
glass that cuts his finger.
More delight that brings
him harm.

Warning Valerie About
Hitchhiking
hitchhike
and youre just as
good as dead
is what they told
her
no more
romance
of the road
merely danger
from who knows
how many
weirdoes
out there
two fifty
pounds
of tattooed
trucker
and a wife ten
times
uglier than
you
what's the
odds
and the slimy
guy
in the sports
car
sure he looks like
you could take him easy
enough
but what if he has a
knife
for all your
resourcefulness
you're no Jacqueline
Kerouac
on the side of the
road
just a whore
and asking for
it
in the minds
of so many on the
road
still if you've been
nowhere
and you've got
nothing
then theres no
greater risk than that

Life
Story
You can never be too
comfortable.
Even in the
womb,
I heard anger from
various sources,
the symptoms of a cold at
close quarters
and some of the lamest
love talk
since Hallmark was
invented.
And then I was
born
and the light wasnt
natural
and never would
be.
As my body grew to the
height
of the pencil mark on the
side of the door,
giants overwhelmed me
with their very presence,
let alone their
condescension.
School began with my
ignorance
and drearily tried to
replace it
with something far
worse.
And work had me up on
the closest just doing my
job
gets to criminal
charges.
Romance stood to
fears attention
then brought out my
painful coyote howl.
It was followed up by
love
which did for the human
heart
what hammers do for
nails.
Over the
years,
marriage, less gaudy than
simply dating,
resorted to mild
suffering
with intermittent bouts
of manna from in-laws.
Then having a family of
my own
was like bringing more of
myself into the world
for which I was heavily
fined
and temporarily banned
from the game.
Sickness, of course,
stalked me like a shadow.
For a time there, I was
its shadow.
And all thats left
to me is death
and its petty
problems.
Ive come to the
conclusion
that life is no comfort
zone.
Its a trial by
temperament.
And who am I to
judge?

The Odd One
Out
It was
Halloween
and none of the
costumes
of the little
ones
were the least bit
scary.
There were more super
heroes
and ballerinas
than witches and
goblins,
vampires and
monsters.
Except one little
boy
was painted creamy
white
with charcoaled
cheeks,
black around the
eyes
and blue lips.
He could have been
a Zombie
but he looked more
like
the corpse of a
child.
He welcomed my
treat.
I shuddered at his
trick.