I always thought you were
mum and dads favourite, Kevin said, and now Ive been
proved right. Youve been left the house and what did I get? A
lousy dog and a box of autographed photographs and assorted tat from one of
Dads long forgotten hobbies. What am I supposed to do with the mutt
anyway? I live in a flat for Gods sake, Im not even allowed
pets. Well I cant keep him so hes going to have to go to a
rescue centre and take his chances with all the other abandoned
animals.
Sam the dog lay forlornly at
his feet, chin on paws, as if knowing he was the topic of the conversation.
And as for the box, what
can its contents possibly be worth? Its just a load of pictures of
once famous stars whove long since been forgotten. They cant
be worth anything otherwise theyd have left that to you as
well.
Janice rifled through the
boxs contents, Oh, I dont know, she said, Some
signatures are worth a fortune if theyre genuine. Why dont
you get them valued?
Because I dont want
them, youve been left the house and garden, you might as well have Sam
and the other stuff too. I wash my hands of the whole stupid
inheritance.
And what am I supposed to
do with a dog? she asked. I spend far too much time working
away to be able to look after him properly. At least youre at home
all the time and as for the box, well, it was left to you for a reason, so I
cant possibly take it.
She continued to go through its
contents and was staggered to come across a historical document signed by Henry
VIII and another by Charles Dickens.
These at least must be
worth something, she said, not to mention the autographed photos of
James Dean and Marilyn Munro. Why dont you google them and see what
kind of money theyre fetching.
Probably not enough to
keep the dog in food and biscuits for a year, he replied, but he reached
for his phone and proceeded to price up the items anyway, starting with Charles
Dickens.
Looking at the figure in front
of him his eyes widened and Janice who knew her brother well enough to
recognise a look of surprise when she saw it, asked,
Well?
It seems I may have
misjudged them. A similar document sold for £15,000 not long ago
and a Henry VIII went for a staggering £65,000.
And James Dean and
Marilyn Munro? she asked.
A James Dean sold for
£14,500. It would take me ages to go through the rest and come up
with a rough figure, but it looks like Im sitting on a goldmine.
Can I trust you not to run off with them while Im out?
Why, where are you
going?
To take the dog for a
walk, keeping Sam is a small price to pay for discovering Im heir to a
small fortune.