The Day Piers
Corbyn Addressed A Small Crowd In Bristol City Centre
There was
A handful
Of supporters
Carrying signs
'No Covid trax
Or vax saves
lives."
'We Do Not
Consent'
Stop
Nazification Of UK
A lady
Holding a sign
'Masks Are
Muzzles'
Nearly tripped
over
One of the
fountains
Which an
Ex Lord Mayor
said
Looked like
Twenty old men
Pissing in a
pond
An onlooker
Explained
She was a
nurse
And told them
all
To go fuck
themselves
A beer bellied
man
With a pint of
lager
Stumbling
Through the
crowd
Insisted that
they
Shut the fuck
up
Another
onlooker
With her
partner
Recognised the
speaker
Oh look!
Theres that
Piers Corbyn
Hes a
prick!
Nonetheless
She decided
To take a
picture
Of the man
On her phone
One of the
protestors
Asked me
If I was a
journalist
As I was
Looking
sceptical
I told him
I was simply
Standing still
And listening
With no agenda
Bristol, August 2020

Chillingham
Road
Tutting away
Like an old
crone
On the Metro
At the far end
Of the train
A passenger
A blond headed
Stout looking
man
Wears no mask at
all
Almost looking
blissfully
Unaware of current
affairs
Us servile
Awkwardly
conform
Looking like
surgeons
Without
scalpels
Clueless
Without
expertise
Another man
sits
His mask rests
Around his stubbly
chin
With a smirk
Holding a thermos
flask
In one hand
Earphones in his
ears
Music piping
From his phone
An attractive
rebel
With a cause
Next stop
Chillingham
Road
Newcastle, September 2020

Cooking Wild
Atlantic Breaded Haddock Fillets While Rewatching Turnages
Greek
The father is
dressed
In a filthy
mac
Singing about
The
decomposition
Of the wholesome
body
Of our Sceptred
Isle
The mother
Dressed in prole
attire
Squeals about
how
The grim
reaper
Stalks
Foul and
pestilent
The son and
wife
Thatcherite
dolls
Comment that
such
Common folks
eyes
Are
intoxicated
With the envy
Of their
success
Surrounded by
Classical
statues
And Mannerist
paintings
Meanwhile
outdoors
The people
Are dropping like
flies
Some shake their
hands
With feeble limp
grips
Because their
scared
Terrified of
plague
And the lovers
Are petrified
Of stroking
One anothers
loins
Lest a new law
Against the
infection
Outlaw them
Its
the plague at work alright!
Bellows the
father
Baritone
Casually turning
the pages
Of a tabloid
newspaper
Theres
something rotten in the city!
Meanwhile
Im
waiting
For the fish to
fry
Barely
conscious
Of the Prime
Ministers
Three tier
strategy
Christ the
smell!
Somethings
burning!
Bristol, October 2020

Poem Written
After My 35th Birthday (For John Dorsey)
at 35
phil ochs hung
himself
in far
rockaway
-Poem On My 35th
Birthday
John Dorsey
On the day
Of my
35th birthday
I noticed men
With
Straggly
beards
And
Bandaged hands
Pick cigarette
butts
off
Integro litter
bins
I saw
A disgraced
Entertainer
Walk alone
Yearning
for Walnut
whips
And
I looked up at
A tower crane
at Castle Park
View
The hoist rope
Swaying sadly
From its
Upper sheave
Which made
Me think
Of the
Hangmans
noose
And how
Jack Ketch
And his ilk
Moved on
Years ago
To think
Myself
And all of us
Had got this
far
Trembling
From the slow
garrotte
Bristol, November 2020

Hamblins,
Redfield
His head
Resembled
An uncooked
Pork belly
With
Rind attached
His wife
The quiet one
Looked
Embarrassed
As he barked
Very loudly
About
Wanting
To kill
Rita Ora
The ravers
In Yate
And anyone
Not willing
To do
As they
Are
fucking
Well
told
He waited
Patiently
For his
Cod and chips
He was
A decent man
Bristol, December 2020

Mississauga
You cant
get
No dog food
The store is
shut
Empty parking
lots
Its a
land
Inhabited by
ghosts
While drivers
Wait in their
cars
For all
lifes essentials
To get stuffed
In the trunk
And its
cold
So cold
And plenty of
snow
And the black
dog
Sticks his
nose
In frozen water
vapour
Wagging his
tail
Unable to
control
Its hanging
tongue
Bristol, January 2021

Did Ernest
Hemingway Have A Sense Of Humour?
She was
surprised
Yes
His poems
About dangling
dead
From Christmas
trees
And liking
Canadians
She was 69
And I thought
It would be
rude
To ask her
If she ever
had
A
"soixante-neuf.
I certainly
hadnt
The
bells
Toll for
thee
And also for
me
Bristol, February 2021

The Cash
Machine On Hollway Road
Can you
get
A fiver out
Of this
Cash
machine?
He kept
repeating
Like a mantra
Like a chant
Like a prayer
He waved
A ten pound
note
In his right
hand
Fervently
While
repeatedly
Sticking out
His tongue
Five hours
later
He was still
there
At the cash
machine
Asking the
Same question
Still sticking
out
His tongue
The same
Ten pound note
Clutched
tightly
In his
trembling
Right hand
Bristol, March 2021

What Would
George Sanders Make Of This Sweet Cesspool Now?
'I am going into
the birch forest as my pills will be taking effect soon'
-Martin
Kippenberger
What would
George Sanders
Make of this
Sweet cesspool
now?
Even if John
Cage
Sits on the
toilet
In my bathroom
Trying to reassure
me
That after
Thirty two
minutes
Nothing
Is boring at
all
GG Allin is
Sitting in the
kitchen
Strumming a
guitar
In the dark
With bushy
hair
Growing over
The corners
Of his mouth
Telling me
Hed rather
be in jail
There are no
Rice and beans
And there are
no
Nuts and seeds
here
There are no
needles
Or spoons
Or Jim Beam
Just me
And the fetid
odours
Of my pjs
Wafting about
These four
walls
Maybe its
hell GG
But its
home
Bristol, April 2021