Jagged
Lines
I read yet another
poem
by yet another
famous poet
that doesn't make
any sense
no music, no
beauty
just a bunch of
jagged lines
anything to be
different.
But this lack of
comprehension
missing the
sublime subtleties
the hidden
meanings has to be me.
Perhaps I should
read it again
there must be more
to this thing
than meets the
eye.

Queen
Anne
Heavy into
genealogy 20 years ago
almost connecting
my family
to Queen Anne
Boleyn of Henry VIII fame
thinking
perhaps
I should get back
to it
because the
Internet has so much more
information
now
than it had back
then and it really
would be terrific
to fill in those twenty generations
between her and my
grandchildren
because it would
be oh so cool
being related to
one of the
most powerful
women in the history of the world.

Dude
Two months ago I
gave my good friend Bill
a copy of
Controlling Chaos my 120-page hybrid long poem
asked him today
over lunch
if he's had a
chance to read any of it.
He looks up
sheepishly from his plate of meat loaf and gravy
No not yet
but I put it on my TV stand so I know exactly where it is.
Suddenly the Devil
appears out of nowhere like usual
popping into my
life uninvited and says
You didn't
really expect him to read that thing did you dude.
I hate it when the
malignant little fucker calls me dude.

Hot Dog
When you visit New
York City once
every five
years
no matter how much
planning you do: rooms and meals
timing, tickets,
and taxis
you cannot avoid
bumping into people
getting stepped
on
cannot prevent
sore feet and calves and back
cannot help
getting turned around:
Uptown Downtown,
Eastside and West
But it's worth it,
it's all worth it because
you got to see a
Broadway play, an opera at Lincoln Center
got to visit the
Metropolitan Museum of Art
got to sit on a
bench in Central Park
and eat an
official New York City hot dog.

Termites
So Im fast
asleep minding my own
damned business
when suddenly
a nightmare wakes
me up:
Im out front
of our condo when I notice
a dozen boards of
the siding between our front door
and the kitchen
window are rotted as hell!
(Im out
there every day how did I miss this?)
Cracked and
missing pieces, rotted bits of wood
flaking off,
oozing out.
I can almost see
into the kitchen. And I panic
because our Condo
Board is notoriously slow responding
to issues,
problems, and complaints
and I dont
know how Im going to be able to
get their
attention!
Last year we had a
chipmunk in the walls
luckily I was able
to get the thing out
otherwise it would
still be in there raising
his family,
chewing on the walls.
Dont know
whats worse termites or people.
I know where this
nightmare came from
That stupid
Weather Channel documentary
I watched last
night about termites
and urban
blight.
(When I got up and
dressed I went out front to have a look.)
Stupid Weather
Channel!