I see that the holiday season is upon us so its time for
the Entwhistle familys annual Christmas letter.
I couldnt feel less like doing
this but our family and friends expect it, so here I go.
Stanley is busy with the consulting business he started this
year, but he could always use more clients so if you know of anyone out there
who needs a good marketing man dont hesitate to let us know.
Stanley still hasnt found after
those SOBs at his old company laid him off. Were hurting, people.
I got tired of being home all the time so now have a job as a
receptionist downtown. I like meeting new people and going to work with the
And without my salary, meager as it
is, wed probably have gone under.
Our son Bertram graduated college and is living at home while he
considers job prospects.
He better find something soon as
hes driving us all crazy hanging around the house.
Melanie is a senior in high school and is on the cheerleading
team. Shes very popular with the boys.
Shed better be careful.
Thats all we need, a pregnant daughter. And I dont know what
shell do after she graduates. We certainly cant afford to send her
We didnt travel as much this year. I guess were
among those people taking staycations, ha, ha. Stanley has done a
lot of fixing up around the house.
Travel? Thats a laugh. Who
could afford it? And we couldnt afford to hire anyone to do house
Well, heres to a happy holiday season and to a great new
year for all.
It had better be a better new year or
were definitely going under.