Clawing my way to the front
of the line,
a zombie from caffeine
withdrawal,
unflinching in days
light wait, thats
for vampires moaning
for my cuppa.
The server flings my drink
between
two tin mugs, mixing and
frothing
a thick, luscious elixir,
decanted into
a polypropylene grail.
Skipping away,
swinging my potion; its
handle breaks,
my hopes splattered across
the cafe floor.
Returning next dawn in fresh
trousers,
untainted, a champion
undaunted,
bent on my fix. Savouring
the first sip,
retrieving my duffel from
the boot.
Back on the road: how dare
these people
mock my driving! Pointing,
laughing,
honking at me, the nerve! I
blast all
with my horn, flooring it.
Reaching
for a second sip, seeing in
the rear view
the cup launching off my
roof.
Parking at work, third
days the charm!
Wrestling my ambrosia from
the barista,
defending my mead against
all comers,
elbowing colleagues off the
escalator,
shoving strangers out of the
lift; better
than Messrs. Bond, Bourne
and Bauer!
Triumphant arrival at our
workshop, seeking
my breakout group. I lift my
cup, and trip
over a chair, hurling hot
manna at my boss.
Leaving myself no quantum of
solace.