Dinner at Mehmets
was served
on the floor
outside his kitchen
on red carpets
and dusty cushions
with hungry spiders
waiting on every wall
it was where I learned
about the custom
of building above
for future generations
Mehmet explained
in pidgin English
& pointed
beyond his parked taxi
farmland
& unfinished
floors
beams exposed
cinder blocks
with nothing to do
stray pipes
waiting to be plucked
like inherited
body hair
his wife served us goat
& Mehmet used the
utensils
to map out
his roofless monument
to the children

Rocket Propelled Rectum
Cauliflower couscous
could make
the A bomb blush
I stare into the bowl
& remember
every Vietnam war film
I have ever watched
fortunately
I dont need a medic
just another beer
& five more minutes
in the sun

Dip
for Don D
I wonder
if you still
put cigarettes out
on your arm for fun
on balmy spring nights
or whether
tattooing your initials
across your entire ribcage
scratched that itch
I remember crying
with laughter
screaming
FRENCH
into each others faces
fifteen years on
I wonder
if you still
have a dip
& grin
teeth wide
behind
protruding lip
bits of brown tobacco
waiting to be flicked
away

Dent
I ran right into Luke Smith
Smith
being one of the most common
English surnames
it was always likely
to happen
I bit the concrete
hard & fast
dinner ladies came
put one half
of my adult front teeth
in a cup of milk
I stared at it
there on the headmasters coffee
table
it didnt hurt
but I could tell
from wincing faces
staring
my smile
had changed forever

Cairns
where the French girl
shook her breasts at me
& an Italian
tore me a new one
over a Swede
and I had to pretend
to smoke
just to get a breather
& the pelicans
kept their beaks out
while dollar sized ants
patrolled the gates
& the palm trees
remembered Cook
& mud crabs
told us perfect lies
with their pretty
little eyes
banana bread hills
filled bamboo pipes
sometimes
there was a gecko in the
fridge
always houses on stilts
& large ass leaves
swaying
to the sounds
of the shoreline

Blue Man, Las Vegas Spring
2005
We had left
Des Moines
with hangovers
many many
hours prior
we smelled
& looked
like shit
couple of pups
dying in the desert
we took two steps
out of the bus station
& stopped
to look around
a tall man
in a powder blue
three piece suit
with a tall
powder blue hat
& cane to match
holding a blue
cocktail
took one look
at my friend
and said
with real disgust
GODDAMN girl
she turned to me
with tears in her eyes
and we walked back inside