Alas, poor Yorick. Life really sucks
right now. Insert melancholy Emoji here.
My daddy issues are piling up, and my
uncle is not helping this situation at all. He can be such a drag. I just
started a blog called Mom, How Could You? and it already has 200
hits. I dont intentionally spread my unhappiness, but the attention
really helps.
Sigh, poor Yorick. Oh, sigh.
To be, or not to be? That is the
question. Who cares at this point? I can barely get Broadband in this spot, and
this ghost guy keeps texting me. Im tired of questions, and I have the
ACT next week. Its so unfair.
I
am really starting to think about revenge, but it can be such hard work. Would
I have to get up for that? I really like sleeping in, and a full-scale revenge
plot sounds like it could take A LOT of planning. Even more strategy than my
Angry Birds app.
Sigh. What would Rick from The Walking
Dead do? He would go for revenge. I just cant decide. Plus, who knows? It
might end badly.
But at least Im not the only
depressed teen around here. This Ophelia girl is the most emo girl in town.
Its simultaneously boring and hot.
Should I suffer the slings and arrows of
getting a haircut? Everybody expects me to get a job and do something
important, but all I want to do is find myself. What is a sling anyway? Is that
a new app?
I
think Ill just curl up in the castle and post something on
Instagram.