Struggling minority-interest web-site Wianmop has lasted 15
years despite almost total apathy from its potential readership. We asked
editor Dale Editor to tell us why he has persisted with this folly for so
"Well, I don't know really.. It's Winamop by the way, and my
name is Dave."
"So Dale, why did you start it up and who is the secret power
behind the enterprise?"
"Err, I'd hardly call it an enterprise, I just started it for
fun really, because I thought we could do something interesting I suppose.
There is only me doing it, I'm not in reciept of a bid from Rupert Murdoch or
"Rupert Murdoch is buying Winnymup?! That's great inside
info... Hold the front page!"
"Oh dear.. where's he gone? I'll get my coat."
Be assured that Winamop operates to the very highest
journalistic standards, all our stories are rated for truthfulness (if only the
tabloids would do that!). We also drink vast amounts and are experts at bugging
phones, shoving our feet in your doors and our cameras in your tear-stained
T = True story
MT = Mostly true
L = Lies
PL = Probably Lies
LF = Lies based on Facts
UB = Utter Boll... err.. Balderdash!
Note: To comply with time-honoured journalistic practices, we
only use single sources and never check our facts. If we cannot obtain firm
information we make it up.
Rupert made us do it!