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In the current edition of your bore-away Winamop Times:

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Page 94, our satirical essay. Cheer up, it could be worse..

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Web-site 15 years old, shock

Struggling minority-interest web-site Wianmop has lasted 15 years despite almost total apathy from its potential readership. We asked editor Dale Editor to tell us why he has persisted with this folly for so long.

"Well, I don't know really.. It's Winamop by the way, and my name is Dave."

"So Dale, why did you start it up and who is the secret power behind the enterprise?"

"Err, I'd hardly call it an enterprise, I just started it for fun really, because I thought we could do something interesting I suppose. There is only me doing it, I'm not in reciept of a bid from Rupert Murdoch or anything!"

"Rupert Murdoch is buying Winnymup?! That's great inside info... Hold the front page!"

"Oh dear.. where's he gone? I'll get my coat."

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Be assured that Winamop operates to the very highest journalistic standards, all our stories are rated for truthfulness (if only the tabloids would do that!). We also drink vast amounts and are experts at bugging phones, shoving our feet in your doors and our cameras in your tear-stained faces.

Key:

T = True story

MT = Mostly true

L = Lies

PL = Probably Lies

LF = Lies based on Facts

UB = Utter Boll... err.. Balderdash!

Note: To comply with time-honoured journalistic practices, we only use single sources and never check our facts. If we cannot obtain firm information we make it up.
Rupert made us do it!



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