Page 94. A regularly updated
Paul Handley has a great
idea for a new dating service, gets straight to the serious stuff.
Bob Benton wants your vote,
he reckons he's the man to run Rexdale. Written by Dan Morey.
You know those incomprehensible manuals you get for
electrical gear? Try this one!
We proudly introduce the Winamop
award for the Best Unwritten Novel.
"How are you?!" By Nancy
Gauquier. Just don't ask her how she is, OK?
"Bees and Buzzards" By The
Doktor. Nature notes, I suppose?
"Captain Wozzo" By DA. Join
our hero as he sets off to do something or other, probably come to grief. A
children's story. Chapter one is presented here.
"Car Trouble" By The Doktor.
No-va means "won't go" in Spanish. It's true!
"Edwina" By The Doktor. As
Billy Joel referred to "British Politician's Sex" in "We didn't start the
fire", we must assume that our politicians are world-renowned for it. But John
Major and Edwina Currie??! The Dok treads in something nasty.
"The Hair Dryer" By JBP.
"The IMPS" More wordplay with
JBP. Those pesky prefixes.
"John's Jottings" By BGZ.
John was a man of great wit and intelligence who had the misfortune to be born
blind and, worse still, to die young. His blindness meant that he had to suffer
various indignities in the name of "training". One such course was in
Bicycle maintenance a task to which he was utterly unsuited....
"Life as a Ray" By The Doktor.
A simple misunderstanding.
"Making a Fortune" By John
Atkins. It's the late '70s and there's a scam going down. Join Dave
Martin, our "honest villain" as he explains how to make a fortune with very
"Prize-giving" By John
Atkins. From his cabaret of sketches "On The Very Edge", a short scene
at a school prize-giving ceremony.
"Slogans" By The Doktor. A
piece about... err.. slogans, yes, that's it!
"This, That and The Other" By
JBP. The politics of relationships.
"The Winamop Dictionary"
The true meaning of familiar words. Compiled by JBP.