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Here the editor burbles on, documenting the history of the site as it develops. It's getting to be quite a long list now, but it does allow you to scroll back right to the beginning, ten years ago - Winamop's "big bang".. or was it a whimper?
June 13 th
I had to have a bit of a lie down after the excitement of our tenth birthday, consequently this edition is fashionably late. But it's been worth waiting for. In fact, it's almost as big as the birthday edition!
So, with a lot to read, we ought to get started... but before we do I'd like to mention contributor Peter Ray's new book of poems and pictures which is detailed here. It's good!
Right! Here we go:
Martin Green kicks off this edition with a story of a man who has had a long and successful life (it's not about me) and starts to reminisce. Petrushka is the title.
Donal Mahoney is up next, with a tale of a lost soul on a bus. You know how it is when you're sitting on the bus and the odd-ball gets on and heads straight for your seat.. Teddy and Oliver Talk It Over on the Bus
Next we have a splendid story from new contributer Shannon Marie Lane. It concerns a woman who has found her "man for all seasons" in an unconventional way. It's called The Blue Bicycle.
Now a tale of strange occurences in a swimming pool, by Eric Suhem. A couple move into a big old house in the hills, what could possibly go wrong? It's called Pools.
The last story this week is of intertwined relationships over generations in a university campus. KJ Hannah Greenberg tells of A Few Indiscretions at Hampshire House.
To Poetry now and some fine work from April Salzano who contributed to Winamop for the first time last year. Here we have three new poems with a humourous flavour, starting with Free to Good Home.
A.J.Huffman is back again, with more of her provocative and amusing poems. This time she focusses on some unusual body art, a little intimate reconstruction and Barbie's return in a new guise.
A Haiku now, by Virginie Colline, inspired by Kees van Dongen's affecting picture The Corn Poppy. I'm a sucker for a girl with big eyes...
Finally to Page 94, our occasional satirical column, this time penned by Martin Green. He's been having a spot of bother with airlines and getting all "PC".
Well, enough to keep you amused and entertained for a while I hope? We will return in about a month, so long as our faithful band of contributors are willing to send their material in. You are welcome to join them, the e-mail button is at the bottom of the index page.
Until the next time!
Ed.
May 5th 2013
A momentous day! On this day in 2003 Winamop was launched upon a largely uninterested world, you can follow the development of the site by scrolling right to the bottom of the "Diary" page, or clicking here, and see how we became the publishing behemoth that Winamop is today...
When we began, Winamop's page style was a jokey facsimile of Winamp's site (see this page for the story) and it looked like this. I've found an early copy of it so you can see it in all its glory if you click on the thumbnail.
Since then we've changed things round a little, dropped the "British" bit, explored many more artistic avenues, stopped sending out mops (sorry to disappoint all mop collectors) and gained a loyal band of contributors. Thank you all! This site is nothing without you.
For this tenth birthday edition we have some special contributions, some newcomers and some old faithfuls. It's a HUGE edition and I hope you enjoy it!
Let's get started then. One of our earliest contributors, Wayne H.W Wolfson, is still a supporter and he has sent in some excellent art-work with which to celebrate our anniversary.
Now to Martin Green, a most prolific contributor to the site, who has written this special story for our birthday. It's called Stephanie and the (wina) mop.
Captain Wozzo is a super-hero of a not so super kind. I started his story in 2004 and have only just finished the final chapter for this tenth birthday edition. I doubt if the effort was worth it, but if you're under 12 you'll probably like it!
Our tame historian JH has been transcribing these 105 year old diaries for a little while now. They concern a Swiss holiday taken by a group of young women from the Scottish lowlands and are a fascinating little snapshot of the time. Here's the latest episode, a very warm climb up the Niesen.
Now to KJ Hannah Greenberg. Rosh Hashanah is the birthday, i.e. the new year, that Jews celebrate. Here is a poem about the metamorphosis a parent experiences when seeing her children dress in holiday finery for that very special day.
Further into our poetry section now, with Donal Mahoney, another very regular contributor. In this poem Donal remembers the "fire and brimstone" sermons of Old-Time Religion.
Next we welcome back A.J. Huffman [Bio] who was last with us back in January. This time she has three new poems for us, including the worrying Fishnet Bootie Shorts...
Now I'm very pleased to welcome the first of our new contributors, Christopher Mulrooney, who has written poems in Orbis, Weyfarers, Tulane Review, and Pacific Review. Here are four of his latest.
Another new recruit joining us this time is Mary Creswell [Bio]. Mary lives in New Zealand and has a wry style which I like a lot.
Last but not least, it's a pleasure to welcome Andrea Lewis to Winamop. Her poems are full of humour and empathy with the people she observes.
Here's to the next ten years!
Ed.
April 5th 2013
Easter has been and gone, I'm feeling slightly queasy from eating too many chocolate eggs, and it's still freezing cold outside.
Bother!
Better to just stay indoors and enjoy the latest edition of Winamop!
Quite a crop of stories this month, and some interesting ekphrastic poems, so let's get started.
First Martin Green brings us a new Retired Knight episode. We find Sir Landry righting wrongs again when he gets involved in a bit of early student unrest.
Now to Eric Suhem who, appropriately enough for the Easter season, has a tale of an Egg. But this is no ordinary egg.
What sweets were your favourites when you were young? For Alex Bernstein it was Reese Cups, but that led to difficulties...
Revenge may be sweet, but an all consuming desire to get even isn't healthy. Donal Mahoney relates the sorry tale of Harry Tompkins.
Now to a short "lightning flash" from KJ Hannah Greenberg. This is thought-provoking, it's called Rogue.
Neil Ellman brought us some poetry inspired by art works back in November. Now he is back with some more of his "ekphrastic poetry".
That's all for this time but don't forget to come back in May for our super 10th anniversary edition... yes Winamop will be 10 in May! Will we grow-up at last?... Doubtful.
I'll start blowing up the balloons, you bring the cake.
Ed.
March 4th 2013.
March hares are bouncing round Winamop Global Publishing Headquarters as I sit here tapping the keys. Actually, that's not true, it's a more prosaic scene; a bus has just gone past and I think I saw next-door's cat on the lawn. However, it is March so I'm entitled to a mild bout of madness.
Wild fancies are not conducive to getting much work done though, so it's a good job our contributors have been more focussed than I am!
Let's find out what they've created for your amusement.
We kick-off this edition with a racy story from Samantha Memi. It's a tale of infidelity and deception, it's Alfonsina’s Dream of Love and Comfort. R
Donal Mahoney is back with a new story of a traditional church community called Scenes from a Parish: Life and Death at St. Pancratius.
Martin Green returns to relate the story of an old man who used to be a little, how shall I put it, irascible perhaps? Not now though, he has mellowed...
More hundred-year-old fun from the Alps with Touzer and the girls in part 3 of the Diary of a 1908 Swiss holiday by Margaret McNee. Transport trouble this time...
We finish with a burst of poetry from KJ Hannah Greenberg. She's feeling a little wistful it seems. Here we have: Growth, Heart's Preamble and Bodies Roll.
Splendid! A fine selection once more but, as ever, we need more. If you feel you'd like to send something in to Winamop please click on the e-mail button at the bottom of the home page.
Now where are those hares?
Ed.
February 5th 2013.
We're back. April may be the cruelest month according to T.S. Eliot, but I reckon February is pretty nasty too. The days are short, it's cold outside, the wind is blowing hard; so what better than to sit in the warm reading some stories and poems?
Let's get started, it's a fairly short edition this time but February is a short month!
Martin Green returns to the fold with the first of two contributions this time (well actually this one arrived last month but Winamop was already full!). It is the story of a lottery winner - these things can change your life...
Now over to Donal Mahoney, who continues to supply Winamop with excellent stories, this one is all about Gloria and her relationships. She's a down home girl, a Rural Princess.
Now for the second of Martin Green's contributions. This one goes on Page 94 - our satirical column that has been sadly neglected recently - and concerns the state of the (U.S.) nation.
The Poetry in this edition comes from KJ Hannah Greenberg, three new poems in fact. Starting with the bitter-sweet Pleasant Wishes, Little Kisses.
Now for something completly different. Wayne H.W Wolfson has collaborated with Austrian based artist Clemens Niel and his film group "Filmszene Graz" to make this short film The Trick.
That's all for now, please keep sending in contributions, and keep warm.. (If you're in Australia, keep cool).
Ed.
January 8th 2013.
New Year greetings from the Winamop team! (There isn't actually a team, it's just me, but it seems better to imagine that there is). During the holidays our contributors have been busy, and new stuff has flooded in to the Winamop control centre (exaggerating again.. it's just my desk). Excellent work from all you contributors!
Let's get cracking with a new story from Donal Mahoney. You know how cruel kids can be? Well this story is about a girl called Patsy Foley who was a little bit "roly-poly"...
Now it's the return of Bruce Harris. I wouldn't like to be a doctor, having to sound interested in someone's bunions would be depressing. This particular doctor is positive though, he's known as Doctor Yes.
We all did silly things as a child didn't we? Paul Brechbuhler liked to climb stuff, as many boys do. Had he bitten off more than he could chew in this story of The Futile Alpinist?
KJ Hannah Greenberg is a regular here, and she has a new book of poetry out! For this edition she has penned two salutory tales: The Tortoise vs. The Hare and The Ant and the Grasshopper.
Harry Downey is next with a really nice piece in which we observe the mourners at the funeral of a public figure. Will they show due respect at The Passing of an Important Man?
Poetry from A.J. Huffman next. She returns with a new collection with titles: The Smell of Human Love and Hate, Look Into Eternity and Hidden in Salt . Well worth reading.
It's a long time since we had any Haiku on Winamop, so I'm very grateful to new contributor Virginie Colline [Bio] who has sent in four of them with an illustration by Alain Vaissiere.
That was indeed a packed edition! I hope, with your help, to keep up the excellent standard in 2013 and trust that you will come back next month for more.
A very Happy New Year to you all.
Ed.
December 6th
It's the festive Christmas edition of Winamop! (note the sprig of holly above)
The gang's all here and we're about to celebrate the passing of another year, not a very good one if we're honest, but we can all agree that the twelve 2012 editions of Winamop have been jolly good!
Let's raise a glass of port and a hot mince pie to Harry Downey whose story For Every Winner There's a Loser may leave you feeling a little chilled..
I can always rely on Martin Green to provide a good story and he ends 2012 with this one about Max Von Sydow (who?) and the harmony of the universe! A sweet sherry for Martin then.
Now it's time to welcome Janet Yung to Winamop, so I'll propose a champagne toast for her story of a wasp and a cat. Now, what's it called...? Oh yes, it's The Wasp.
We arrive at the poetry section of Winamop and we can enjoy a mulled wine with KJ Hannah Greenberg as she tackles some thorny political issues.
Next Peter Ray returns with another poem inspired by an historical event. This one concerns a severe storm, or "ravage", in 1824 which rocked the mill at Wembury in Devon. I think a warming whisky is appropriate?
It's about time for a glass of ale with Christpher Barnes, a UK poet who has written for us before. This time he has six new poems including House Arrest Of The Opposition Leader. Strong stuff.
We finish this last edition of 2012 with a wonderful poem by Donal Mahoney. We'll enjoy a last snifter of brandy with old Romeo as Old Romeo Puts His Bible Down.
I think I need to go for a bit of a lie down now, so that's all for this year. We'll be back in January and I'll be needing some content to fill the first Winamop of 2013. Over to you!
Be as festive as you dare, and buy Wayne Wolfson's new book.
Ed.
November 12th
Here in the UK we celebrate the fact that Guy Fawkes didn't blow up the houses of parliament by setting off fireworks on the fifth of November. The Muslim festival of Eid-al-adha and the Muslim new year also fall about now so everybody's been letting off fireworks all over the place for at least a week.
So let's set this edition of Winamop off with a bang!
We'll start with new contributor Paul Brechbuhler, he has been writing for some time but this is his first science fiction piece. It's called Obfuscation.
We all know those people at work who seem to get promoted even though they are pretty useless (see BBC Director General) so let Martin Green tell you the story of The Success of George Brewster.
Next it is the welcome return of Samantha Memi who has a new book out (see here). She brings a tale of a rather bad day when things just won't behave themselves. Prepare for Bzzzzzz.
To Poetry now, and it's time to meet Holly Day [Bio], a new recruit to Winamop who introduces herself with five new poems including My First Nazi.
After writing several stories for us, Donal Mahoney returns to poetry, and takes us to the dark crime infested alleys of the city with Death Has Dominion.
Finally let me introduce Neil Ellman who has composed some ekphrastic poems (inspired by art-works) which start with a Dali painting The Disintegration of the Persistence of Memory.
Well, that was all good stuff wasn't it?
We'll be back in time for Christmas with our festive edition so don't miss it, and if you feel like contributing, get started soon because time waits for no man...
E-mail button is at the bottom of the main page.
Ed.
October 2nd
I've just noticed that it's October. Doesn't time fly when you are having fun? It seems to go pretty quickly when you are just doing the mundane jobs around the house too...
Therefore, it is most decidedly time to present the new edition of Winamop to an expectant world. So here it is.
To start us off we have a story about shoes from Samantha Memi. You may remember she did a shoe story for us some months back but that's been removed to go into her new book (news on that soon). This one's called The Devil's Shoes.
Now to regular contributor Martin Green. This time he brings a timely warning to us long-married types not to take our spouses for granted. It's called My Friend Dennis.
A quick one from KJ Hannah Greenberg next. If only the Americans spelled cheque properly there'd be less confusion! It's called Here’s a Check, There’s a Check, Everywhere a Check, Check.
Now we arrive at the poetry section with a piece of prose - about poetry - by Donal Mahoney. He has been a poet since the '60s and gives us his thoughts on how things have changed in Back Then and Write Now.
Surprisingly there was no poetry submitted this time, so we return to our stock of JBP's little poetry collections which he compiles every year. This one is stones from the beach.
We finish on some wonderful art work from Dee Sunshine [Bio]. Dee is a bit of a polymath and has a book of his poems - Visions of The drowning Man - out now at Amazon.
Most excellent I'm sure you will agree? We'd welcome your contribution to Winamop too, you can find the e-mail button at the bottom of the home page.
See you in November?
Ed.
September 1st
Well, that's it then. The "summer" is over, the Olympics has finished, the Edinburgh Festival has been and gone; what are we going to do now? Enjoy the new edition of Winamop of course!
Despite all the distractions of the holiday season our faithful contributors haven't been slacking, not a bit of it, they have been tapping away to great effect - and here is the result of their efforts:
Do you remember the film "Calendar Girls" where a group of middle-aged W.I. women posed naked for a charity calendar and started a trend for similar cheeky fund raisers? Bruce Harris does, and this story tells of a participant in a photo shoot for such a calendar.
In the news here in the UK there has recently been a "silly-season" story about a lion on the loose in Essex. The Essex Lion turned out to be imaginary. Martin Green's next story concerns an imaginary tiger who may also be on the loose...
It's Donal Mahoney's turn next and this time he has an atmospheric tale of Clarence who was wont to return home from the pub a little late, much to the chagrin of Grandma.
The last story this time comes from Samantha Memi, who appears to have found a never-before-seen episode of Popeye the Sailor - "Popeye's Barnacle Bill".
Moving over into the poetry section we find Christina Murphy [Bio], and she's challenging a few of the big names in "Poetry Undefined". I'm expecting sparks.
KJ Hannah Greenberg has two new poems for us in this edition; "Passing Thoughts (A Carol)" and "Great Veils of Regret (A Byr a Thoddice)". No, I don't know what that means...
Lastly I'm glad to be able to welcome Frank C. Praeger back to Winamop. This time Frank has five excellent new poems for us.
A fine edition and I think the word "bumper" just about covers it don't you? If all continues to go well I'll be back in October with some more.
It's a date!
Ed.
August 3rd
Are you enjoying the Olympics? It rather depends whether your team is winning I suppose. Having been working with some Dutch, French and Germans I feel relieved that team GB have at last got some medals. Good show! (editor waves very small Chinese-made union flag)
That has absolutely no bearing on the really important things in life, such as the new edition of Winamop, which is out now. In fact, you are reading it at this very moment!
We kick off with an unusual group of short cameos from KJ Hannah Greenberg. There are four of them and I don't recommend reading them whilst eating. It begins, contrarily, with "He eats Anything".
Now to Donal Mahoney's latest story (I apologise for a broken link to last month's which has now been put right). This one concerns a hotel for the elderly, and a certain prim lady. Looking out for Mrs Ruff.
Another Winamop regular now, Martin Green returns with a story about a talking computer. A blind friend of mine used to have one, rather robotic, but this one is much better.
We now move into the poetry section and meet April Salzano for the first time. [Bio]. Here we have "Sims 3: Ambitions," "Yesterday's Fiasco," and "Love Affair."
Also new this time is 19 year old poet Andrew J. Stone. This one is called Ode to a boy in Texas.
Returning to the fold next is A.J. Huffman. Here she touches on the tricky subjects of a unicornised show horse, an enraged chicken-eater and a lesbian Barbie.
Next it's time for another fine poem from Montucky Review's A.g Synclair. This one is called Static.
We move seamlessly now from poetry to photography via a piece of visual poetry, which combines both, from new contributor Vinca Andre.
And we finish with a piece of photographic art from Sarah Edwards. She is an experimental / street photographer living in Montreal, Canada; mainly working with 35mm film.
That's it for this month, I think we covered all the bases: stories, poetry, art and in-between. Let's hope we can do as well next time! So to those of you with an artistic streak, a head full of stories or a poetic muse; I want to hear from you...
Ed.
July 2nd
Our glorious summer continues with rain, wind and floods. If you're planning a lovely holiday in Great Britain I should bring some waterproofs.
Still, it's an ill wind that blows nobody any good. The inclement weather means that I'm not tempted to go outside which leaves me plenty of time to sit here preparing this super edition of Winamop.
This month it's small but perfectly formed.
We start with Magic Moments, a story by new contributor Harry Downey [Bio] What do you do if you find yourself growing up with the name Arbuthnot? Change it of course!
What would we do without Martin Green? We'd have a lot less stories to read that's for sure! This one is a tale of infidelity and violence in suburbia. It's called A Suburban Story.
Another story from Donal Mahoney next. He's becoming a regular contributor with many good pieces to his name. This one is Behind The Barn With Carol Ann.
Now it's the welcome return of Bruce Harris. He has given us some original stories in the past but this time he waxes all poetic and muses wryly on the environment, tourism and a certain film...
A pretty fine selection I hope you'll agree? But we need more for next time, our stocks have run dry... if only the weather would follow suit.
Cheerio!
Ed.
June 1st
It's Jubilee time! The British Queen has been doing her stuff for 60 years. People have been making the most amazing fuss about this and the bunting salesmen are all expecting a bonus. Still, it's a good excuse for a party, and a holiday, so let's celebrate with a truly giant Jubilee edition of Winamop!
Before we begin I must say that I'm very proud of this edition - the quality of work sent in recently has been exceptional - so to all our contributors I say "Thank you, and keep up the good work!" (Sorry to sound like a school teacher, but you do all get gold stars..)
Let's get started with story from Winamop regular Donal Mahoney. This time he brings us the tale of a chance meeting in Peoria. I don't know where that is, but evidently the price of pork is important there.
Now we go back to 79AD when Mount Vesuvius erupted covering Pompeii and Heraculaneum in pyroclastic flows (thanks Wikipedia). Samantha Memi imagines what it was like for those caught up in the wrath of The Angry Mountain.
Martin Green returns now with another swashbuckling tale in his Retired Knight series. This time Sir Landry has to deal with a power-mad prince and his beautiful sister.
There has been a spate of arson attacks on bakeries, and who could benefit from such a crime? Maybe a property agent? But how was it done? Call in Lieutenant Lisa Kalback, she'll find the critters.. A new "tail" from KJ Hannah Greenberg.
We are now entering the poetry section, and I am delighted to be able to share this latest poem from A.g. Synclair with you. It is good. It is called Slivers.
Finally a little ditty from new contributor Phil Robertson [Bio]. I'm guessing that Phil is a Scot, and that he has a fondness for "uisge beatha". This is called £10.97
Top stuff, I hope you'll agree? We'll be back again in about a month, if you feel you'd like to contribute then please use the e-mail link on the home page.
Long live the Queen! and all that sort of stuff...
Ed.
May 4th
Here in England the rain is lashing down relentlessly whilst much of the country is under a hose-pipe ban due to "drought conditions". It is the wettest drought I can remember since the days of Denis Howell in 1976.
Never mind eh? It's a good time to sit indoors and bash the May edition of winamop into shape. So here it is, suitably bashed.
First a news item from KJ Hannah Greenberg who has a book out at Bards & Sages Publishing called Don’t Pet the Sweaty Things. As a Winamop reader you can get a 10% discount on it if you order from Createspace and enter the discount code WLJS8U8. You can also order the print version from Amazon and get nice T-shirts etc from Bards and Sages.
Right, let's get down to business. This month we have had plenty of poetry sent in but a severe lack of stories. So much so that I've had to write one myself, and nobody really wants that do they? So come on you story tellers, get writing!
We'll get my story out of the way first. It's a very short tale about a man and a box. It's called Curiosity. You're curious now aren't you?
Next we have the journal of MH's Japanese theatre trips which she made before the Kabuki Za Theatre closed in 2010. She took in as many performances as possible in a short time. This is only the start...
Maranda Wimmer is still at high school and wishes to pursue a career in writing. On the basis of this poem My Past Always Follows, she could have a bright future.
Now something a little different. Poetry in a visual form from Christopher Barnes [Bio]. He has contributed several pieces to Winamop and this selection of six poems starts with Psychological Film Making.
Back to KJ Hannah Greenberg and this time she has three poems for you. Rubricing Life is the first and it concerns a relationship gone cold.
And that's your lot. If you enjoyed anything please click on the ratings and, most importantly, if you have a story in you get it written and send it in. We need more!
Bye for now.
Ed.
April 1st
No, it's not a joke, Winamop returns with a spring in its step! It's time for our Joy Of Spring collation. We have bubbly girls, naughty shoes and nonsense to keep you smiling, but we contrast that with a little bitterness. An excellent recipe which I hope you will appreciate!
On to the first course:
Prolific author and regular contributor Martin Green is back to tell us the story of a romance, or was it just altruism? It's time to meet The Bubbly Girl.
A warm welcome now for Samantha Memi who has been having a little trouble with her shoes. For one thing, they are uncomfortable, but that's not the half of it. We present: Rebellious Shoes.
Now three excellent new poems from Esther Greenleaf Murer. [Bio] In true Winamop style, she has also sent in a "round robin" poem from her family collection which is well worth reading.
Just coming up to the top of the hour and it's time for the news. Winamop's unreliable news service has been dormant for too long, so I've decided to revive it. Unwise? Maybe.
Next we darken the mood a little, with a poem from new contributor A.g. Synclair [Bio]. It is called Among.
Bruce Harris first appeared on Winamop in January with a story, now he's back to cheer us up with some poems which he describes as comic verse; but there's more to them than that.
That'll do for now. I hope you've enjoyed it and will join us by contributing to the next edition?
Oh, and now you can follow me on Twitter, not that I've anything interesting to say - as you've probably realised! It's @winamop.
TTFN
Ed.
March 5th
Nearly Easter already! Spring is about to spring and the sap is rising, at least it would be if it weren't so blooming cold. Best huddle up to your nice warm computer and read the latest edition of Winamop, which is fortuitously, right here.
Have you ever been in a situation where you suddenly realise that everyone around you appears to be from another planet? No? Must be just me then.. and possibly Kate Alexander-Kirk. Say What You Mean Please.
Welcome back KJ. Hannah Greenberg, with a tale of two sisters, and their not entirely happy relationship with one man. It's called To Disinter.
And now to Poetry. Donal Mahoney has written a new poem, his first for us, concerning a lady of the night and an officer of the law. Enjoy Officer Friendly.
Next it is my pleasure to introduce a new contributor, A.J. Huffman. She is a poet from Florida [Bio] and here are three of her poems.
We finish with some more short poems from JBP's latest annual collection which is called Enough? "More!" I say!
A short but enjoyable edition I think, but in order to make the next one full and fruity we need more! Contact me by using the e-mail link at the bottom of the main page.
Until we meet again.
Ed.
January 30th 2012
Well this is impressive, two editions in one month! (just) I am very pleased to be able to start 2012 in such splendid style.
It's even more satisfying because I can introduce to you, faithful reader, four new contributors. With this infusion of new blood, and more good work from our regulars, I have high hopes for a great year for Winamop.
That's enough effusiveness, let's get down to business...
We'll start with a story from KJ Hannah Greenberg. We find that her gentleman friend, although admirable in many ways, is inclined to drop the odd cheese related clanger. If committed at an important event this can be "A Grande Faux Pas" indeed...
Now I'm very happy to introduce a new contributor, Bruce Harris. [Bio] In this story, "Letting Linda Go", it appears that Bruce has intercepted an e-mail exchange between an ambitious boss and his long-standing P.A..
Another writer new to Winamop is Barbara M. Fried. She describes herself as an unpublished writer living in Denver, CO, and working as an anesthesiologist in private practice. On the evidence of this fine story "Occupy Me", I can see no reason why she is so far unpublished!
To poetry now, and a first contribution from Tameka M. Sharrette. [Bio] In this poem she's suffering from a bad case of unrequited love. It's called, "And It's All Because Of Love".
Completing this edition we have three poems from Christopher Barnes. [Bio] He's a British poet who has written many poems in his "Electric Chair" series. Here we have "A Good Execution?" from that collection, plus a couple of others.
That's all we have this time. Remember that there's plenty more to explore here, I never delete anything from the site (unless requested by the author), so rummage through our archives to your heart's content.
Cheerio!
Ed.
January 16th 2012
It's a brand new shiny year, we've all made resolutions (and probably already broken them) and we're all hoping against hope that it'll be a good one. It's certainly started off that way here at Winamop towers. The e-mail in-box is bulging with new material, so I'm all ready to present to you the first edition of Winamop in 2012.
Let's start with a story from new contributor Martin Jaeger. [Bio] Martin actually sent me this story last year, but due to monumental inefficiency on my part (cue another New Year's resolution) it didn't get published. Now the wrong is righted and you can read this short humorous tale, "The Worst Thing About Surgery".
Martin Green has been with us for a long time, but this story goes back even further; to the days of the Knights of The Round Table and Chivalry at its best. The Retired Knight returns to do the right thing, when he meets the Young Baron (who isn't a very nice chap).
I'm pleased to be able to welcome Gary Beck to Winamop [Bio]. He introduces himself to us with a tale of two young men out to have a good time in "Wild Times in 1957 San Francisco".
Donal Mahoney is becoming a regular contributor and we are grateful for that. This time we find him musing on the difficulty of writing poetry which is all meat, no gristle, no fat. It's called, strangely, "Kaleidoscope and Harpsichord".
KJ. Hannah Greenberg is often to be found here on the site. This time she brings us three new poems which you can read here, and news of a new book which you can buy.
Frank C. Praeger is a poet. He is also another victim of my tardiness, having sent these poems to me in August. I thank him for his patience and present to you "Large and Ignoble" and "Not to be an Ex-".
Well that's all for what has turned out to be another packed edition of Winamop. If this keeps up we'll be able to get another edition out to you within a month. Remember that all you have to do to contribute, is to e-mail me (the button is at the bottom of the home page) and I will reply promptly...
Well, that's what my New Year's resolution states anyway.
All the best.
Ed.
December 7th
So let's declare this the Bumper Christmas Edition of Winamop and go for it good and proper in comic sans!
Actually I hate comic sans so we'll make it The Bumper Christmas Edition of Winamop in some weird font that is incompatible with most browsers instead. Great idea.
But I digress, the point of all this is to present to you some really good stories and poetry that you can enjoy for nothing in the comfort of your own home. Enjoy Winamop on your new iPad when the mince pies have all gone and the sherry has run dry and you will feel fulfilled once more and ready to face the new year and all its wonders.
So here it is.
Firstly we have a story from Bobby Morris which features a motivational speaker and a mystery cat. Intrigued? Well check out "The Big White Cat", but take care...
Martin Friel is back with "And in the end there is nothing". Now you may think that this isn't going to be a very cheery tale, and you'd be right, but it's good and that's what matters.
T.R. Healy is a newcomer to Winamop who has written a piece called "Strokes". It tells of a knife sharpener who has a nagging feeling that there might be something bad about to happen.
We first heard from Donal Mahoney in the last edition and he's back this time with a new story called It's best to leave Cootie alone. I think we now have a new catch phrase "Damn the vernal equinox! Full speed ahead!"
Well that's a lot of stories, we usually have some poetry too don't we? Yes we do. At the end of each year our elder statesman JBP, publishes a little book of short and witty poems. This year the collection is called "Enough?" and here are some of the poems.
Lastly a single poem by Joel Hardin from San Antonio Texas. It's not really Christmassy, in fact it's quite bleak, but not everyone is jolly at this time of year are they? It's called "Surreality"
Well that's "Enough" for 2011, we've had a good year despite capitalism crumbling all around us and we intend to have another one in 2012. See you there!
Ed.
October 3rd
Oh dear! Missed my own deadline again, only by a few days, but missed it I have. What can I do to compensate you, oh faithful reader?
Provide you with some jolly fine stuff to enjoy, that's what!
So let's start with something a little different: Eleanor Leonne Bennett is a young photographic artist who is causing quite a stir with her striking pictures. Here is a small collection of her recent work.
Martin Green is back once more. This time he presents a story of passion, and maybe even love? But who is the mysterious girl next door?
Now to poetry. Yvette Managan, when she's not tending the Banana River, makes poetry with wit and variety.
Back to prose now, and we introduce Donal Mahoney. Donal's father was a hero of the Irish Republican struggle and here he recalls a story of his own school days, a coal yard and his father.
Finally let's hear from KJ Hannah Greenberg who has sent in two poems. In the first one I believe she is referring to what we call over in the UK a "pad". (No, not an iPad.. a paper one!)
That's about it for now, I've paid the hosting fees for another couple of years so we'll have to continue! That means you'll have to send in some stuff or I'll have to write it myself, and that would never do.
Ed.
August 30th
Back with a wallop, a crash and a bang! The August edition of Winamop just managed to squeak under the wire before it became the September edition.
Part of the reason I've been delayed is that I've been far too busy enjoying the wines and cheeses of France, the festivities of Edinburgh, and the company of friends... sorry about that, but these things make life worth living!
I'm back now, and thanks to a bulging in-box we have lots of excellent stuff for you. First up a new contributor, Tom Sheehan, has penned this piece about a bus driver who knows his passengers only too well. It's called “Driving on the Sausage Run,” it's good.
Next, one of our regulars returns with a new story, it's KJ Hannah Greenberg. She has some publications scheduled to come out soon, we'll keep you posted; meanwhile here's a story that proves that it really can be tough to be the king.
Now to poetry, or are they short stories? You decide. Either way, you are going to like the work of Kyle Hemmings, (Bio) and the ideas he puts down.
More good poetry which is new to Winamop comes from the mind of Valentina Cano. Bio. She is a student of classical singing and lives in Miami. I like these poems for the strong feelings they convey.
Finally let's lighten the mood just a little and welcome back G David Schwartz with some new short nuggets of poetry.
That's about it for now, I have lots more new contributions ready to go up but I don't want to overload you with too much at once. I do, however, promise to get the rest of the new stuff up on the site before the end of September.. Do check back soon to see if I've kept my promise.
Seems unlikely on past form.
Ed.
July 18th
Free at last, the publishing magnate at the helm of our evil empire has finally relented and allowed Winamop to be sold off to a fish-packing cooperative in Grimsby. So we're back and only slightly smelling of haddock.
We do have some interesting items for you this time, freshly packed in ice and full of goodness. First up is a most unusual one: John Burns has been working for some time rendering the work of the bard of Avon into the language of Rabbie Burns, Scotland's favourite son. In other words he has transcribed Shakespeare into traditional Scots. Here we present "A Midsimmer Nicht’s Dreme".
Martin Friel has a story to tell, a story of caring love between a husband and wife. Someone to look after you when you're not feeling well, what could be nicer than that?
We turn to poetry now and the work of Michael Estabrook. Michael has written many poems for us in the past and it's great to have him back on board. Here are five new ones.
Another regular Winamop poet returns next; Clifford K.Watkins jr. This poem is called "Not a One-sided Death!"
KJ Hannah Greenberg is back with the story of Roger. He has his faults, his hair gets everywhere for a start, but he's less trouble than most men.
Finally we go back to the days of legend, King Arthur's reign is over, but not all the heros are gone. Martin Green intruduces us to "The Retired Knight".
Well that was worth waiting for wasn't it? Many thanks to all those splendid people above, without whom there would be no Winamop. If you feel you'd like to join them on one of the few remaining independent web-sites for stories, poetry and what-have-you, then contact us by using the e-mail button on the main page.
June 28th 2011
The lack of a recent update is regrettable I know, but we're still here, sorting through the piles of contributions to the site and preparing the super summer holiday "cut out and keep" edition of Winamop.
I promise to have it here waiting for you within a week or two... all things being well...
Ed.
March 4th 2011
Well I'm chuffed! (colloquial - very pleased) My pathetic appeal for material has bourn fruit and the following contributors have rallied round, allowing me to present to you the first edition of Winamop for 2011!
First into the in-box by a mere five minutes, is Martin Green. Being of a certain age (sorry Martin) he was brought up with Westerns on TV. Here is a story inspired by those rootin' tootin' gun-totin' adventures.
Next onto our virtual doormat was Martin Friel, he has a book out, and it's only £3! See here. His story concerns the modern politician's desire to consult the public at every turn, just as long as they get the answer they want. What could possibly go wrong with that?...
Poetry now, and we return to the work of Vivekanand Jha, a poet and research scholar from Darbhanga, Bihar, India. Here we have seven of his new poems.
Finally to JBP, our elder statesman. Every Christmas he publishes a limited run of a little book of poems, this year it's called Looking. Here are some excerpts from it.
That's it then, we're off and running into another year (our ninth if my arithmetic is right). Keep spreading the word and we'll keep publishing new stuff, and all will be well with the world.
Here's hoping.
Ed.
February 25th
Come on you writers, poets, artists and raconteurs we need you!
A new edition of Winamop must hit the web soon and, to be quite honest, I don't have very much to put in it, so get typing, click the e-mail button below and send it in... you know you want to.
Ed.
December 19th
It's Christmaaaas! (As Slade insist on putting it, over and over again) and here is the festive edition of Winamop. What a cracker!
Firstly, I'd like to introduce you to a new contributor, poet Ben Nardolilli. Ben is a 25 year old writer currently living in Montclair, New Jersey. He was poetry editor for West 10th Magazine whilst at NYU and now maintains a blog at mirrorsponge.blogspot.com. His works have been published in many journals and now it's our turn!
Martin Friel has penned a few stories for us over the last year, and he comes up trumps once again with a tale of a summer trip that went awry. People can get on your nerves a bit can't they?....
Whilst we're on the Martins, Martin Green makes his last appearance this year, and this time it's with a short play. So ladies and gentlemen please turn off your mobile phones and take your seats for "Phone Calls".
It's all getting rather confusing. Martin (who usually writes stories) contributes a play, and KJ Hannah Greenberg (who also usually writes stories) has taken to poetry. See what you think of her new direction.
Now we welcome Peter Ray back to the fold. His poems are inspired by historical events, this time it's all about war.
Lastly, we catch up again with the Glasgow girls and their trip to Switzerland in the summer of 1908. It's a fascinating insight into the manners and behaviour of a group of well-to-do girls on a "European Tour".
Well, that about wraps it up for now, and for 2010. We've had a good year with 27 new pages added. Nothing gets deleted (unless specifically requested) so it's all there for you to enjoy if you've only just found us.
Here's to 2011!
Ed.
September
Misty mornings, turning leaves, abundant fruit, it's getting autumnal round these parts. We've done the holiday thing - very nice thank you, how was yours? - and now it's back to work; time to snuggle up with a nice warm lap-top and kick Winamop into shape!
Happily, a good number of our regular contributors feel the same way, and have been busy at their keyboards. First to rise to the challenge is Rebecca Johnson with a new collection of poems. You may remember her Rock 'n' Roll Toad from last year? That was fun, but this time she is in a more reflective mood.
Now to Martin Friel. What can I say about Martin? He's one of our stalwarts, that's what! His stories are always a pleasure to read although the subject matter is sometimes uncomfortable. No "Parental Advisory" this time, here we have a straightforward case of rejection.
KJ Hannah Greenberg is another prolific story teller. We have published quite a few of her Chimera Tales over the last few editions. She is planning a change of direction, so this may be the last from her for a while. It's a short piece concerning the changing relationship between two co-workers.
Next it's the turn of our other favourite Martin. Martin Green has also been with for ages (thanks Martin) and he is an accomplished short-story teller. Here we have a tale of a hard-nosed tycoon who's been trying to toughen up his son and heir.
To finish on, we have a treat from Wayne H.W Wolfson, a friend of Winamop from the early days. He has recently been gaining a good reputation for his art work and here are two beautiful watercolours from his new work.
Not a bad selection, I'm sure you'll agree? Remember to rate the articles as it gives us some feedback and tell your friends about Winamop. If we are to continue we need support; not money (we do it for love..) but stories, poems, artwork - anything! Contact me by e-mail using the button at the bottom of the home page.
I'll be back.
Ed
July 29th
I've just made it with the July edition before there was no more July left. I'm afraid that it doesn't look very likely that there will be an August edition due to holidays being upon us, so make the most of this one!
Thanks to our small band of faithful contributors we have some splendid entertainment on offer this time, and I'm going to kick off with a story from Martin Green, a story of infidelity...
Now to poetry and Andy Bate is a great observer of life, as most poets are, and this time his poems seem to be transport related in one way or another. The set kicks off in a different vein though, with thoughts of a lost love...
Another story next, and it's back to KJ Hannah Greenberg who has brought us a tale of a cantankerous university professor and his daughter. It's called Elluvium, not Alluvium.
Finally to rob plath. His poems usually explore the darker aspects of life. This collection is no exception but it's well worth the experience.
That completes the compendium for this time. Please spread the word about Winamop, and contribute an article yourself if you feel so inclined. I'd be delighted to hear from you. The e-mail button resides at the bottom of the home page as always. Remember to rate the pages too!
Until we meet again...
Ed.
June 8th
Here we are again, happy as can be; Winamop continues to plough its meandering furrow through the literary pastures whilst the main-stream ignores us.
Watch out for the divots...
This time I am actually ahead of schedule(!) thanks to some splendid work by our contributors, thank you one and all.
First up it's Linda Allison who used to be a critical care nurse. Here she has taken some experiences from her time in an "emergency room" (or A & E as we know it in the UK) and fictionalised them. She says: "Most of the situations are real, the emotions most certainly are real and mine." This story will become part of a future novel if all goes well.
We first met Vivekanand Jha in the January edition. This Indian poet and research scholar is composing poems on "contemporary and relevant themes". He is the son of noted professor and award winning poet Dr. Rajanand Jha. I particularly like his "elegy to the poem".
Back to stories, or is this a kind of poem? Either way it made me chuckle! It's KJ Hannah Greenberg's take on the process of home birth. Ouch!
This time we have something unusual to finish on. J.H. has been exploring piles of dusty old books and has discovered a hand-written diary from 1908. It's by Margaret Wilson McNee, who was born in Glasgow in 1881, and it records a trip to Switzerland with four friends and relations. A fascinating window on the world of 102 years ago.
Don't forget to rate the articles when you've read them, and if you feel you could contribute to Winamop too, please do. The e-mail button is at the bottom of the home page.
I have just wasted an hour sorting the stories index alphabetically so that you can find your favourite author's stuff more easily. I hope you appreciate the sacrifices I make (I could have been down the pub..).
I'm off to fuel-up the tractor now, ready for the next furrow.
Ed.
May 10th
With a bit of luck nobody will notice that we've missed April altogether and gone straight into the middle of May... You didn't did you? No? Good!
So let's just get on with it as if nothing had happened.. (nothing has happened) and invite you to read another story from Martin Green. It's a life-changing moment for Fred the delivery boy when he embarks on an unfortunate liaison.
Another returnee is KJ Hannah Greenberg who's new book, Oblivious to the Obvious: Wishfully Mindful Parenting is out now. Here we have one of her "Chimera Tales". This one concerns Charles, Doris and... could it possibly be a dragon? No, surely not!
Poetry now, and I'm very pleased to welcome Joshua Coetzee back to the Winamop fold. Josh is a South-African poet who has penned many odes for us. This one is called "Legacy".
Lastly it's the debut of Bobby Morris, a new writer from Leicestershire (my home county); his gruesome tale is called "A Five-Leaf Clover".
I hope you find something you like amongst them. You will notice that there is now an opportunity to rate each new article on a scale of 1 to 5. We'll see how this goes and if it's a success I'll roll it out over more articles.
Thanks to our resident Weevil for the rating scripts and thanks to all our contributors for the new stuff.
More please!
Ed.
March 15th
I've added a Page 94 regarding the BBC and their proposed closure of 6Music. Help!
Ed.
March 7th
How did that happen... it's 2010!
In fact it's almost spring here in the frozen wastes of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Buds are budding, birds are twittering, and the sap would be rising if it weren't frozen solid. Best get on with updating Winamop then!As this is actually the "New Year" edition, let's start with one of those ghastly letters that people put inside Christmas cards giving you chapter and verse on how marvellous and successful little Johnny is.. etc etc. We can often read a more interesting story between the lines. Cue Martin Green.
Now Winamop can introduce you to Vivekanand Jha, an Indian poet and research scholar, currently working on his Ph.D on the poetry of the noted Indian English poet Jayanta Mahapatra. Here is a selection of his poems.
More poetry now, this time from regular contributor Andy Bate. This time there is a little romance in the air, along with his usual wry observations.
Len Bourret returns next. Len is a prolific contributor and we don't always have space to include it all but I think these poems are worth investigation.
Finally it's another story from KJ Hannah Greenberg. It tells of a "working girl" who has an unexpectedly positive effect on her clients and those around her. Surely this one will end happily?
A fairly full edition indeed, but only because I left it for two months before updating! If we are to continue this humble e-zine then I need you to contribute. Stories are especially welcome, art, poetry, jokes and money are also appreciated. Show us what you've got!
Ed.
December 20th
Merry Christmas!
The festive edition is out, just in time for the big day. So sit down with some mulled wine and a mince pie ( or coffee and doughnuts if you choose ) and we'll begin...
First we have the story of Linda, whose unusual life was cut short by jaundice. No hedgehogs were harmed in the telling of this story. KJ Hannah Greenberg brings us "The Yellow Girl".
Next it's time for some photographic art from Jeff Crouch. Always in search of the off-beat subject, Jeff has been out snapping some modern landmarks: power lines.
Martin Green returns next, with a new story concerning a retired man who might be having a little trouble letting go... The story is called "The Lunch Date".
Every year our elder statesman JBP brings out a small volume of poetry which he distributes amongst the faithful and some - usually unappreciative - book-shops. This year it's called "Words" and here are three wintry poems from it.
Lastly it's the turn of Wayne H.W Wolfson. He has been looking into the lives of Satie & Cocteau - after a little dalliance with a clarinet.
Not a bad collection I hope you'll agree? We'll be back in the year 2010, sounds like a long way off doesn't it? but it isn't...
Gimme an Auld, gimme a lang, gimme a syne! Put 'em together and what have you got?... err...
Ed.
November 12th
Here in the UK we've been letting off fireworks to celebrate the fact that Guy Fawkes and his cronies didn't blow up the government in 1605.
400 odd years later we're wondering if he maybe had a point... Still, that's not important right now. What is important is that Winamop has been updated!
We're still working our way through the work of the late John Atkins and have come up with this gem. He was a well-travelled man and had stories about many people who were, or went on to become, household names in the literary world. He set some of these down in an unpublished work called "Interesting people I Have Known"; here is an excerpt in which he remembers George Orwell, Alex Comfort (later to write "The Joy of Sex" as I recall!), John Braine, Walter de la Mare and others.
Regular contributor Martin Green has another story for us this month. It's the curious tale of a terminally Ill patient, a Doctor and a Nun. Now read on...
Also back again is K.J. Hannah Greenberg with some family relationships which are in a sorry state. This story is called "Something More for the Fireplace", one of many she has written about a pair of orphaned chimerae (and you'd better look up "egodystonic" before you start!).
Poetry now, and we welcome back Clifford K. Watkins jnr with five new poems, most exploring dark parts of the soul. Go carefully!
Finally a story from Martin Friel. This one concerns a "Trade-Off". How will Gerald settle his rent? He has no cash but his land-lady may have another solution... Don't read this if you're prudish, I don't want you moaning on about how I didn't warn you that there is a lot of "adult material" in this one!
if you're over 18...Well that's all for this edition. There's nothing in the files for next time, so if you feel you'd like to make your mark in the Christmas collection please contact me. As ever, the e-mail link is at the bottom of the Home page.
Ed.
October 14th
The October edition of Winamop hits the virtual news-stands fashionably late.
Worth waiting for? You be the judge.
Let's ease ourselves into it with a super little story from our regular correspondent Martin Green. This one concerns a recently widowed man getting away from it all on a European trip. Could it change his life? It's called "The Program Director"
Another story now, from KJ Hannah Greenberg. "Wine Cellar Confederates" tells of the life of Ralph, an oenophile who likes everything just so. An oenophile is a wine-lover by the way... I had to look it up, my ignorance knows no limits.
We'll turn our attention to poetry now as we welcome the return of Andy Bate, this time with four poems written over the past few months. I particularly like "The World Came To Me".
Are you ready for a little frivolity? Let me introduce Rebecca Johnson. She's from Cheshire and loves writing what she describes as random poems. Here's one about a Rock 'N' Roll Toad!
It's been a while since we've published anything from Len Bourret but he's back now with a poem inspired by "The Eye of a Needle".
Lastly we revisit the archives of John Atkins, hitherto known as JA on Winamop. John died recently and we have been going through his unpublished works, looking for forgotten gems. Here is one such; a reminiscence on his father.
That's not a bad selection is it? Thanks to all the contributors this month, keep it up and we'll be back in November.
Ed.
September 3rd
Right! Back to it. Our contributors have been contributing, our server has been serving and you've been browsing on by. The only person not playing his part in the Winamop experience is me! I've been to the Edinburgh Festival, I guess I can count that as a cultural trip, but otherwise I have done diddly squat.
The big re-launch starts here. Firstly with a non-fiction piece by Wayne H.W Wolfson, a friend of Winamop from the start. This time it's a musical theme, as he takes a long hard look at Mozart’s Cosi Fan Tutte.
I am pleased to welcome KJ Hannah Greenberg to Winamop. It says here that "KJ Hannah Greenberg tramps across literary themes and genres to please audiences who love: slipstream fiction, poetry, parenting crises, and playing oboe from orchestras’ second chairs. Currently, she’s a poetry and fiction reviewer for Sotto Voce, a columnist for Britain's The Mother Magazine and a blogger for Israel's The Jerusalem Post."
Her intergalactic story is called Buffaloberry and the Spacer.Next we embark upon the epic saga of the Fat Challenger by John Atkins and JBP. It is 1966 and our heroes Charlatan and Picklewit have, for some inexplicable reason, decided to go to boxing match.
Now to poetry with G David Schwartz. David contributes regularly (for which I am very grateful) and his poems always amuse and delight. Here are three new ones.
Peter Ray joins Winamop with a couple of excellent poems written after visiting the Purton Hulks near Gloucester in May. He also took some pictures of the ship's "bones".
Finally a little sensuosity from Sensuous2000. In this poem she has had an intimate encounter with a "Beast"...
That's all for today. Please keep the material coming in. In these days of Tweets and Blogs it's hard for the traditional web-zine to keep going, but I've paid for the hosting for two more years so we may as well carry on. With our contributor's help we will. The e-mail button, if you feel you have something to send in, is at the bottom of the home page.
Until the next time...
Ed.
August 30th
Dear dear dear...
Such dereliction of duty! Winamop not updated for three months, it's unforgivable, but you'll have to forgive me because I've been very busy being on holiday and earning money.Rest assured a new edition is in preparation and should appear in a week or so.
I said should...
Ed
May 12th
Back again... a little behind schedule but still mopping!
It's mainly stories this time, so to maintain our reputation for variety I'll start with a poem! Andy Bate is a regular contributor and touches on many subjects; this time including prison, booze and the environment.
Right. On to the stories. First up is Wayne H.W Wolfson. He has been mesmerised by the beauty of a woman just known as "Delphine".
Martin Green's turn again now, and Jack Hastings is about to discover that sometimes it isn't worth hiding your light under a bushel. The story is called "Just an Average Guy".
G David Schwartz has got it bad and wants to make it absolutely clear that he really loves Gena Davis. Yes he does. Really!
Now comes regular 'moppist Martin Friel. He's been contempalting those innocent days of youth. Why is everything so serious these days?
Last, but definitely not least, is a story from John Atkins, our recently departed contributor. Thanks to daughter Jo we have a treasure-trove of his work to draw on. This time it's a story called Marriage A La Garage, sometimes those car-repairs seem to take a lifetime...
All good stuff, I hope you'll agree, but what with the popularity of blogs and Twitter, traditional sites like this seem to be suffering a bit of a down-turn. Why send us a piece when you can put it on your blog? I'll tell you why, to bring people in to your blogosphere, that's why! We are always happy to place a link at the end of your contribution, and if people like what they read here, they will want to read more.
The e-mail link is at the bottom of the home page.
TTFN!
Ed.
March 31st
It is with great regret that I announce the death of Winamop stalwart John Atkins, known to us as J.A. (Find some of his work on the Comedy and Poems pages).
JBP has written this appreciation:
John Atkins was my oldest and dearest friend. We shared a series of wildly unwise literary ploys, a weird collection of games, mostly invented, and a stream of jokes which no one else thought funny.
He was brave, humorous, deeply honest, and had a natural integrity proof against all his many disappointments. His critical writing was perceptive and just, the novel "Rain and the River" fresh, true, and a pleasure to read, while his letters are in a running and jumping category of their own, and a joy for ever. It was a pleasure and solace to know him.
March 29th
Late as usual, Winamop returns, but I think you'll agree that it's been well worth the wait.
Top of the list this time is some beautiful art from a new team consisting of previous contributor Jeff Crouch, with Margaret Atkinson and Nicolette Westfall. Take a long look.
Next we have a poem of passion and confusion by new contributor Sarah Engel. Sarah has been introduced to us by Martin Friel, more from him in a moment..
Now it's over to our resident story-teller Martin Green. This time he tells the tale of an affair nipped in the bud by some marital politics.
The aforementioned Martin Friel steps up to the keyboard now, with two pieces. Firstly a story called "Work In Progress" about a man who's rather busy enjoying himself.
We know Martin for his stories but he hasn't turned his hand to poetry before. Now he has, and I think you'll be impressed by the results...
More poetry to finish with. Returning poet G David Schwartz has collaborated with aspiring poet Jennifer Weihe to pen these three poems.
That's all the new stuff this time, and pretty good it was too! Just time to bring you news of a new publication from friend-of-Winamop David Mclean. Details are here on the guide page.
If we call this the April edition (fools that we are) then the deadline for the next (May) edition will be April 20th. Gentlemen (and Ladies) start your word-processors! I look forward to hearing from you.
Ed.
February 8th 2009
What happened to January? Is it too late to wish you all a happy new year? Well, happy new year anyway.
To take our minds off the rotten weather, the banking crisis and the British Eurovision Song-Contest entry, here is the new edition of Winamop!
Many of our regulars return in this edition, thanks to you all. If it weren't for your continued support we would disappear from cyberspace altogether.
Topical stuff now - at least it would be if I'd put it up two weeks ago when it arrived - Martin Friel worries about the expectations placed on the new US President's shoulders. A new Page 94 at last!
Then a little taste of fiction from Wayne H.W Wolfson. As the city awakes there's a breath of music on the air, in "The Song Thing".
Now a story from Martin Green. We've all had doubts when making the big decisions in life, but what happened here? "Second Thoughts" is the title.
Poetry from Andy Bate next. I don't know whether it was Christmas that did it, but Andy has been musing on the lot of the humble pig.
Music now, and having endured a long period of abstinence, JBP recounts the tale of his return to the true spirit of New Orleans Jazz.
That's the lot for this time, tell your friends, spread the word, write some stuff!
The next edition is scheduled for late March so you've a while to think about it.Bye
Ed.
December 20th
Yes, Santa's warming-up Rudolph and the gang ready for the big night, the shops are crammed with people despite their complaint that "nobody is buying anything", the revellers are staggering home after insulting the boss at the Christmas party and I've finally surfaced from underneath a pile of wrapping paper to bring you:
The Christmas edition of Winamop!To get you into the mood, may I draw your attention to the heart-warming Christmas story wot I writ a couple of years back? It's called "Oilstain".
Now on to the new stuff, and I'd like to introduce you to KJ Hannah Greenberg, who by her own admission is only infrequently abetted by her imaginary hedgehogs, and regularly sloshes through the act of matchmaking words. One of her cutest couples is “balderdash” and “xylophone.” But here she tells us the short tale of the Misguided Traveler.
Poetry now, and Michael Estabrook has been working on his "Patti Poems". One woman, many poems. here are just a few:
A new story from Martin Green comes up next. Martin is a regular Winamopper, and this time he brings us the story of a "guardian angel".
More "heart-warming" to finish on (well, it is Christmas) from JBP. This concers a bird who lost his song in love.
Well, that's yer lot. Many thanks to all contributors over the last year, let's meet again in 2009. Don't forget that without you, the readers and contributors, there is no Winamop.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Ed.
November 28th
Ooh lummy! Less then a month to Christmas, and in the words of the now forgiven John Lennon, "What have we done?". Not much really... but Winamop's faithful have been busy writing stuff so that you, dear reader, have something to read.
Good of them isn't it? If you'd like to join them, just contact me using the e-mail link on the home page and you may be in the bumper Christmas edition, which will probably be out in time for Easter if things go on like this!
Right. On with the show and first out of the post bag is Wayne H.W Wolfson with a new poem on the subject of Brahms.
Next it's Andy Bate who has been mesmerised by the U.S. elections and has some thoughts on the challenges ahead.
Now dear old JBP shambles in looking for his glasses, pausing only to hand me a story, he exits muttering. The story is good. It concerns an astronaut who has just unexpectedly landed somewhere.
That's the lot for now, except to give notice of a few new publications by Winamop contributors David Mclean, Jack Henry and Puma Perl. Check them out on the Guide page.
Until next time, I'll be testing mince pies.
Ed.
October 24th
We're back!
As you may know, Winamop is a labour of love, we get no income from it and it costs us money and time - which I don't have much of at the moment. Never the less we are carrying on. Full speed ahead! . . . what iceberg?
Our contributors haven't been slacking like me, oh no! The Winamop in-box is overflowing with new writing. So let's get started, you've waited long enough.
We start off with a tale of derring do from AKA, it concerns a wartime convoy torpedoed and sunk. Now read on...
Now a little poetry from Andy Bate who has been inspired by a trip to Spain.
Maxwell Chandler is also back in action with another music review. Here he auditions Holly Yarbrough and her particular brand of contemporary swing.
That's all I have time for now, but there is more to add. Come back soon!
Ed.
September 9th
I make no apologies for the late appearance of the latest Winamop. I've just been otherwise occupied with holidays and the Edinburgh festival. I hope you have been having a good time too!
Back to the grind-stone then, and first to the keyboard is poet Jack Henry. Four new poems here on love, war, rain and the government.. or was it sheep?
Next it's a story from Martin Green. If only he'd done a deal many years ago in Paris, maybe a literary genius would have been made?
A little more poetry now and we welcome back G. David Schwartz with a collection of three new poems, one co-written with Jennifer Wiehe.
Now to art-work. Jeff Crouch has previously contributed some stark monochrome images but this time the mood is different as he collaborates with Diana Magallon.
That's it for now. Please send us your stories, poems, art, music reviews... whatever! We'll show the world what you can do.
Bye
Ed.
July 22
A whole month has gone by and what have I done?... Nothing, that's what.
It's a good job the Winamop faithful have been more productive, the weight of my in-box has finally prompted me into action, and here it is: The latest edition of Winamop!
It's a good one too; let's start with a super little tale from Jared Booth. Jared has penned a couple for us and they are always good, this time there's some trouble with graffiti.
Maxwell Chandler is now world famous. From his humble beginnings on Winamop he now appears all over the place with his music (especially jazz) reviews. I'm therefore very pleased to welcome him back to Winamop with a new CD from Retta Christie clutched in his oh-so-cool hands.
A little poetry now, as Andy Bate ponders on the news, especially a particularly "Bad Robert". I think you'll guess which one he is referring to!
More poetry comes from G David Schwartz. David has a nicely humorous style, even when he has to visit the hospital...
And finally another story. Jerry Vilhotti whips up a stream of narrative here as Johnny and Linda Ann take a train journey.
That's it for this time, just a reminder that Winamop poet David McLean's new book is out soon from Erbacce.
BFN
Ed.
June 17th
Hello from Scotland. It's raining, so there's nothing else for it but to stitch together the latest edition of Winamop.
This time it's mostly poetry, with contributors new and old waxing poetical. But we will start with a story from Zack Wilson. The central character is Ray Doyle, a truck driver from Ashby de la Zouch, and he has decided to skip work today and go to the pub. There's always good company there.
Now to the first of our poets. I am pleased to introduce Puma Perl from New York. If you like her stuff (and you probably will) you can check out her MySpace page.
Next we have another selection from Ashok Niyogi's March 2008 collection in which he takes a slightly different direction from usual.
And lastly it's the turn of Clifford K. Watkins, Jr. Cliff is a regular contributor to Winamop and this time we have six new poems from him.
That's your lot for now. See you next time.
Ed.
May 30th
At last! I return from Paris with a touch of je ne sais quoi, a full stomach and an empty wallet. More importantly, I have a wad of new contributions ready to present to you.
It's top quality too. Wayne H.W Wolfson has penned a new piece for us, called West Coast Cool. He subtitles it an "improvisation for solo alto"..
More fiction, this time from regular Martin Green. Paul Lerner is expecting the results of some medical tests. (Nip across to the Guide page to find out about Martin's new book).
On to poetry now and I'm pleased to introduce Jack Henry to Winamop. Jack is "a poet/ writer/publisher and lives in Southeastern California scratching out half truths and lies on stolen bits of paper." R
Another new poet to us is Justin Hyde. Justin works as a "correctional officer" in Iowa. I'm on my best behavior!
We finish on a musical note (yes really) with JBP's review of some British jazz revivalists from the fifties and sixties. Well worth a listen.
Bonsoir.
Le directeur de la publication.
May 5th
It's "Spring Bank-Holiday" here in the UK which means it's raining.. I can't do all those exciting bank-holiday things like mowing the grass, or digging up weeds so here I sit at the keyboard, putting together another edition of Winamop.
It's not just me who's been busy.. indeed not! Our jazz correspondent Maxwell Chandler has been sorting through the bargain bins and has unearthed a treasure trove of jazz from the 50s and 60s. He is rather taken by Don Byas.
Back in March, Ashok Niyogi decided to try something a little different. These poems have not been seen before, only read to an audience in Delhi, India. See what you think.
Also showcasing five new poems is David McLean. David has updated his biog (which is on the "us" page here) and describes himself as "a wicked man"... consider yourself warned!
Finally it's a poem from Len Bourret who has been imagining a swim in the Niagara.. he's heading for a fall!
Thanks to all our contributors and remember, you could be on the pages of Winamop too. Just send me some material, the e-mail link is at the bottom of the home page.
Ed.
April 19th
Welcome back.
As the "April showers" lash down and the freezing northerly winds make us long for some global warming, it's a good time to sit indoors and pore over the latest edition of your favourite e-zine - Winamop!
We kick-off this time with a story from new contributor Leigh Pierce, his best friend is proving to be a real pain.. The story is called "I Wish I Was Alone" (contains some bad language).
Next a poem from Len Bourret who's been watching the moon and thinking of food. It's called "Angelic Dreams"
Now four excellent poems from Rob Plath who has previously contributed stories to Winamop. They are: "changing my address at the bank", "dead man waiting", "evening itinerary jotted in journal" and "just below the lapels". You'll enjoy them.
Penultimately we have a story from Martin Green. Paul Lerner is due to pay a visit to the dentist, not usually an uplifting experience. It's called "Lest We Forget"
And lastly it's that old jazzer, JBP's turn. He'd like you to experience the sound of The New Orleans Ragamuffins. Who? In order to find out you'd better..
March 29th
I'm pleased to report that the post-Christmas doldrums are almost over and some of the Winamop contributors have been busy creating!
Maxwell Chandler (our man on the coast) has been investigating a fine collaboration between jazz pianist Mal Waldron and The Steve Lacy Quintet.
Poetry now, from Clifford K. Watkins, Jr. He's been busy again and here is a collection of five great new poems including: If Only To Smile, Humiliation Is An Art and The Ugly.
Also in our poetry section this time is Len Bourret who has been finding out about a remarkable man called Kevin Michael Connolly. Kevin has no legs, tends to travel by skateboard and finds he attracts a few stares.. He's decided to turn a camera onto the voyeurs.
Lastly it's a mild Page 94 grumble. What's all this doom and gloom from around the planet. I'm sure it isn't as bad as all that... is it?
We could do with some more "Page 94" sounding-off articles. If there's something you want to have a good moan about then send it in! The e-mail button at the bottom of the home page is the easiest way to reach us.
Remember the contributors have to eat. Have a look at the guide and see if there's anything you'd like to purchase.
Bye for now.
Ed.
March 8th
This time I'm very pleased to welcome Wayne H.W Wolfson back to Winamop with a short piece called "Water Song". Wayne has been a supporter from the start of this foolhardy enterprise.
Now more good stuff from regular Winamopper, Martin Green. Martin tells us about a time long, long ago when he felt as if he were "The Lone Man".
Poetry now from Davide Trame who has written for us before. Davide is an Italian teacher of English whose poems started appearing in magazines in 1999. Here are five new works.
And more poetry comes from Andy Bate who notes the end of an era, goes on a trip to London and is having shoe trouble.
I maintain that music maketh man, and it certainly cheers JBP who's been enjoying the French Preservation New Orleans Jazz Band. He suggests you try some too; it's invigorating!
Lastly it's over to Jerry Vilhotti and I'll leave you to make up your own mind about his tone-poem "All In The Game". Strangely fascinating!
I've had a lovely time, see you all again soon when we'll have a new Maxwell Chandler for you.
Ed.
February 17th
Missed the deadline again, but that always means your patience will be more than rewarded by an impressive selection of good stuff from the Winamop team.
And here it is:
New contributors first, and this time we introduce Jared Booth. He once worked as a "Support Worker" at a local college, and that involved helping disabled students get around the place. He tells of the day he met Susan.
Now we pick up where we left off a couple of editions ago with the new material from poet Lisa Zaran. This time we have "Affection", "Malediction" and "Sincerity".
More excellent poetry next, with five new works from Indian born Ashok Niyogi. Ashok has worked all over the world as an international trader and, since retirement, has made a name for himself as a poet of some renown.
If it's music you're after, we have one of our occasional rock reviews (we'd like more but nobody sends them in!). This time we see the return of old rocker John Fogerty of Creedence Clearwater Revival. Surely he's not still at it? He is... and to good effect.
It's film time now and Len Bourret takes a look at the career of actor Glenn Ford with special emphasis on his early work.
That's yer lot for now. Back soon!
Ed.
January 29th
Oh dear, 19 days is nearer three weeks than two isn't it? I do apologise. The advantage of leaving it a bit longer is that, when it does arrive, the Winamop update is all the bigger!
This time we have so much material that I've had to hold some over for next time.. so let's get cracking:
First we meet up with Maxwell Chandler who has been talking to jazz saxophonist & flautist James Spaulding. James has been a prime-mover on many great jazz recordings from the 60s to the present day, and now runs Speetones Records.
Then we pop down to the Lescar, Zack Wilson's local pub, to meet another of the weird and wonderful drinkers who inhabit the bar.
Suitably refreshed, we now join Martin Green for an election update. He is called upon to give "Advice to the Candidates".
Jerry Vilhotti is back with another tale of life in small-town America. This time the family is "Finding Hero".
Poetry now, and it was good to hear from Claudio De Luca again. He has contributed many poems to Winamop in the past and these are his first this year. They are called "Uttered Devotion" and "Unseen Reflection".
G David Schwartz has two more poems for us. They are a little more serious than last time. Here we have "Aren't We Mean" and "My Dear Friend".
Lastly we catch up with Chris Major who appears to have gone dotty with "Since You Left My Heart Feels....." Have a printer ready, remember that the printer icon in the top right corner of the page takes you to a printer-friendly page.
That's all for now but I'll be back soon with more!
Ed.
January 10th2008
I didn't make any New Year Resolutions this year but if I had, one would have been to update Winamop at least once a fortnight. Here we are then, only ten days into the new year, with an update! Don't get too excited though, this devotion to duty won't last.
Lots of poetry this time, firstly from Lisa Zaran who I was delighted to hear from again. Lisa has sent in six new poems and the first three are here for you now. You may need a tissue.
Now some of the latest work from regular contributor Clifford K. Watkins, Jr. He has sent in a large number of good poems, here are 13 of them.
This next poem comes from cas. It was written one Christmas time but isn't very festive at all. It's called "Happy Birthday Jesus".
Lastly in the poetry section, Len Bourret is concerned about the weather. What is "normal" these days? He also has some links he'd like us to check out.
Now it's time for a story. We're down the pub again with Zack Wilson and his diverse band of acquaintances; they are distracted by a soccer match on the TV and the usual pointless argument starts:
That's about it for now, you can contribute too. The E-Mail link is at the bottom of the home page.
Ed.
2007
December 31st
Well thank goodness that's over! As the rusting hulk of 2007 grinds to a messy halt we look forward to trying out the new and shiny 2008 which is still all glistening and fresh.
To keep us all entertained while we wait, Maxwell Chandler brings us a few "B sides" which didn't make it into his main columns in 2007.
I'm pleased to introduce a returnee to the Winamop fold; poet Joshua Coetzee. Josh has been working hard (when he wasn't on holiday) but now brings us "Empty".
More poetry from one of our elder statesmen; J.A. These were written a while ago but the slightly jaundiced view of life is seems just as appropriate today!
Finally comes another regular, Jerry Vilhotti. In this story we go back to a childhood blighted by local industry.
All the very best for 2008.
Ed.
December 18th
Ho Ho Ho! and all that sort of stuff, it's Christmas! While most people will be sitting around eating to excess and then having to go for a little lie down, why not relax, pour yourself a port and thumb through the bumper Christmas edition of this dog-eared e-zine?
First up is Maxwell Chandler who has been sampling the works of multi-instrumentalist Dana Leong. As always, Max explores the genesis of the music and here gives us the lowdown on the "loft" and "nu jazz" scenes.
Then it's over to JBP who has finally finished his magnum opus "A Nest of Anarchists" and I've stuck all the chapters together into one 37,000-word article. Here you can follow the progress of some of the most original thinkers of the immediate post-war period as they try to make sense of their changed world.
Also remembering the past is Len Bourret, who reflects upon his childhood in Manchester (no, not that one, the one in Connecticut).
Regular contributor cas is back, and he's been doing some looking back too, about 459 years of it. Not a festive poem this, rather chilling though..
Back to the Christmas mood now with Martin Green who recounts the tale of a Christmas Eve service that failed to live up to expectations.
Next we meet "Magnificent Guffaw" for the first time, who brings us three poems on love, life and late-night satellite TV. We hope to be hearing more from this enigmatic poet in the future.
Finally it's over to Andy Bate to tie the ribbons on our Christmas parcel. Unfortunately he's not too happy about the honesty of our politicians... We can only hope for an improvement in 2008!
P.S. I've been listening to Sarabeth Tucek's debut album. There's a short review on the music page. If you get a CD or two for Christmas, why not review them for us?
Have a very happy Christmas and I hope you'll return next year!
Ed.
November 23rd
Watch out! Christmas is coming. Not yet December and the lights are going up everywhere. Humbug!
It's over to Martin Green first, who tells us the story of Danny Birdman. Danny is the kind of chap who only ever seems to turn up when he wants a little help. We all know them!
Next 'cas' returns with a little bit of machine code, or at least, a poem inspired by technology, which is entitled Electronic Ink.
We wrap it all up with a story and a poem from new contributor Paul Hawkins. First the story: Paul was working in Spain when he saw an appeal for help fall on deaf ears. Spanish Water is the title.
Remember to check out Paul's work at hesterGlock. His poem concerns some debauchery to a soundtrack of screaming guitars. It's called Doctor Stuart.
Until next time..
Ed.
November 4th
A little late I admit, but I've been away on holiday again! A man cannot live on work alone you know..
Onward and upward. This time we have a feast of jazz, our "Man on the coast" Maxwell Chandler talks to top jazz drummer Alvin Queen who started his career at the age of 12 and has played with many of the greats.
Still with Jazz, but going back to the 20s, JBP reviews a collection from the "mystery man of jazz", clarinetist Jimmy O'Bryant. Jimmy didn't have a long career, he died aged 32, but was a very talented performer.
Moving on to fiction now, and I'm very pleased to be able to bring you a short piece from Wayne H.W Wolfson called "Left Bank Valentine". Wayne has been a supporter from the early days of Winamop but recently his busy schedule has kept him occupied on other projects. Welcome back!
The poetry this time comes from a new contributor who somewhat enigmatically signs his work just "cas". See what you think of his "Poem Without Words".
That's all for now. If you have anything you would like to send in, please go right ahead, I'd especially appreciate some rock CD reviews if you're that way inclined. The mail button is down there at the bottom.
Ed.
October 11th
As I look out from my window I see that the leaves are turning golden-yellow and browny-red, it makes me feel like penning a poem.. thank goodness I haven't had the time!
Our contributors, however, have applied themselves more diligently and come up with this edition's selection of mind-food. Without them I'd have nothing to tell you about. Thanks are due to all of them.
Martin Green has written many a story for us (don't forget his book) and this time it's the tall tale of a garage door opener.
G David Schwartz is a writer (find his new book on Amazon) and is currently a volunteer at Drake Hospital in Cincinnati. We find him in light-hearted mood in these new poems.
Jeff Crouch photographs everyday scenes in black & white to startling effect. Here we have a small sample of his work on the art page. More is always welcome from budding artists!.
Andy Bate has written several poems for Winamop and he takes his inspiration from many places. This time it's loneliness and tattoos (not both at the same time, although one might lead to another I suppose?)
Lastly it's another chapter of JBP's magnum opus "A Nest Of Anarchists". We meet Wilfred Ward Coupe, an eccentric intellectual and find out about Coupologues and the expressiveness of rhubarb.
September 30th
30 days hath September and this is the last of 'em so I'm scraping under the wire with this second September edition!
It's a good one though, well worth the wait.
It's always a cause for celebration here at Winamop Global Holdings Incorporated, when a new piece arrives from Maxwell Chandler (Our Man on The Coast). Max is our musical guru and this time he's found some very odd stuff indeed; prepare yourself for the Transhumans.
Another regular, JBP, is back with part two of his reminiscences "A Nest OF Anarchists". This time we get to meet some more of the residents and there's an exciting sea rescue..
If that's not enough story-telling then Zack Wilson has a tale that is probably more familiar to us than we'd like to admit. It's called "Vulnerable, Breakable".
Now to poetry. David McLean is a Welsh-born poet now living in Sweden. He has been widely published in on-line magazines and now he appears in Winamop for the first time with four new poems.
September 13th
Half way through September, that's most of 2007 gone and what have we achieved? Personally speaking, not a lot, but our Winamop contributors have been busy and you can harvest the fruits of their labours:
In this edition we start a new series of recollections from JBP, "Nest of Anarchists". During the war many disparate characters were thrown together for all kinds of reasons. Meet the residents of Westbourne Terrace, Paddington.
John Atkins (otherwise known as J.A.) is next up with a story of a war game. A war game played during a war; but which is more important, the game or the war?
Joshua Coetzee is a South-African poet who has written for us for some years now. This time he considers spreading the word from a soap box instead, muses on mortality and tries a poetry reading.
More poetry comes from Len Bourret. He's been inspired by Bruce Lee, the Yin and Yang and he urges us not to waste time. Wise words indeed...
August 29th
I'm back from holiday with a healthy glow, an empty wallet and a bag full of goodies for you.
I've changed the look of things subtly, if you don't like it I can always put it back!
On with the show..
Our music correspondent Maxwell Chandler has become something of a success, with ever more reviews published in prestigious places. He still finds time to review for Winamop though, this time revivalists The Midnight Serenaders get his attention.
Next we have another story from Zack Wilson, part of a series he's writing. All was nice and friendly in the pub until an odd couple turned up. (Contains bad language).
Martin Green then takes over story-writing duties but it seems he's suffering from a touch of writer's block. If only he could get this important story started..
Maureen Allen is a Scottish writer making her first appearance on Winamop. This story concerns the death of a favourite cat, some friends from abroad and a mysterious woman.
Poetry now, and first up the keyboard comes Andy Bate. He was so annoyed by the unfairness of the UK's minimum-wage policy that he wrote a poem.
Finally it's a poem from regular contributor Joshua Coetzee. Josh tackles the thorny subject of abortion from a no-compromise standpoint.
I hope you find something you like.
Ed.
August 7th
Just a quick one today before I go travelling again (but packed with variety!).
You can jump around your gramophone as JBP auditions the Jazz O'Maniacs or scream and cry as Rhonda Banton returns to us with a broken heart. If you're feeling more thoughtful we are delighted to bring you part 2 of Ashok Niyogi's new collection, "Stories". His new book "Tentatively" (ISBN 0-595-33935-2 published by iUniverse) is available now.
If you are really very bored, you can catch up on the next exciting installment of Captain Wozzo's adventure.
That should keep you going!
I'm off to lie in the sun for a week..
Ed.
July 22nd
There's so much in this edition of Winamop I'd better crack on..
Not just one, not two, but - count them - three stories this time. First off the keyboard is Simon Friel with a tale of drugs meets religion (R beware the swearing), then there's a heart-felt tale of childhood pain from Rob Plath followed by a heart-warming tale from Martin Green, "our man in the mall".
"Our man on the coast" Maxwell Chandler is back with the 9-disc Jazz History (1895-1950) complied by Allen Lowe, tucked under his arm. It has "very few clunkers" on it evidently.
Finally to poetry. This time we are delighted to welcome back Ashok Niyogi with more excellent poems and regular contributor Claudio De Luca has two fine poems inspired by love.
Quality and quantity!
Ed.
July 8th
A sunny Sunday and I'm sitting indoors crafting a new edition of Winamop from the finest words. What a hero!
More deserving of medals (or mops) are our contributors: This time we have poems from Joshua Coetzee - reminiscing - and Len Bourret - on climate change.
We have stories too, from Zack Wilson who relates an encounter with "Mayhem", Martin Friel who was enjoying a street party at first, or we could go on a coach trip with J.A. but I wouldn't advise it!That's it then, back to the sunshine!.. Oh, it's gone cloudy.
Ed.
June 24th
Back so soon? Only a week or so has passed since the last update, what industry, what devotion to duty!
We all deserve a reward, and here it is, the new edition of Winamop.
Maxwell Chandler returns from Paris, where he mused on the development of cabaret in the last century through to a present-day project by Linda Kosut.
Poetry is well represented this time with new work from old favourites Joshua Coetzee and Claudio De Luca (those two seem to work as a pair) and from new contributor (but experienced writer) Laurel Sparks.
To satisfy story lovers Martin Green remembers the 1970s (but not very fondly)Something for everyone!
Ed.
June 14th
Oh dear.. What a terrible editor I am! Three weeks without an update, how can I make it up to you?
With a real top-notch edition that's how! Just feel the quality.
Max Chandler (Our Man on the Coast) is back with a new album from Max Perkoff in his sticky hands, Martin Friel brings us a salutary tale of a young man who just isn't living right, and Andy Bate is in melancholy mood in his new poem.
Finally, after a mere 3 years, Captain Wozzo returns with chapter 2 of our children's story.Better late than never. That's my motto all right!
See you soon.
Ed.
May 24th
Bouncing back onto your PC screen with a big bag of words.
In the poetry section I'm pleased to introduce new contributor Karen McKenna with some excellent stuff, there is new material from Stephen Chaleff and Len Bourret who urges tolerance, whilst Clifford K. Watkins Jr. has been busy writing another ten poems.
The stories section takes a dark turn this time with Martin Friel's tale, not for the faint-hearted! ("R "rated so keep the children away..)
We're off to Paris soon.. c'est bon!
Ed.
May 14th
Did you see Eurovision? Words fail me...
A quick interim edition of the 'mop in which we have an exclusive recording of Pete Doherty's latest court appearance, DA reviews the new 1990s album, and Len Bourret thinks of Haggis.
May 12th
Well now it's wet and windy. British weather, best in the world (well, there's a lot of it anyway). But enough of this idle banter, it's time for a new edition of Winamop! What's in it? Let me tell you:
Old friend Martin Friel has a story that may be familiar (but I hope not), our "Man on the coast" Maxwell Chandler chronicles the career of pianist Herbie Nichols and Alex Wyte is in a stale relationship and has turned to poetry. No such trouble for new contributor Stephen Chaleff, he's in more romantic mood. Finally we have some new art from cartoonist Steve Cartwright.
Good stuff!
Ed.
May 2nd
Whew what a scorcher, temperatures in the 20s C in April and early May in Britain!.. What is the world coming to? This global warming doesn't seem so bad at the moment (don't quote me on that!).
Lots of poetry this time, first off it's Davide Trame, an Italian English teacher who writes in English with 5 new poems. Then there's Len Bourret who's been paddling a kayak and Chris Major who's been doing what he does best.. (illustrating thoughts with letters, which form the illustration). Finally it's Weevil with his story about Eric and the Book. Mysterious!
Thanks to all. Now where are all you short-story authors? You artists? You music reviewers? Just click on the mail link on the home page and mail it in. I will read it and I will reply.
Back to sitting in the sunshine.
Ed.
April 23rd
Doesn't time fly when you're rebuilding a shed? That's what I think anyway..
Meanwhile Joshua Coetzee, Ed Case and Luis Cuauhtemoc have been writing poetry and Martin Green has penned a new short story. So, as you can see, we have lots of poems but we need more stories, art, music reviews or what have you?
I await your contributions.Toodle-oo!
Ed.
April 9th
Easter. Time of rebirth. And here is Winamop, re-born again, born to boogie, born to be alive, born with a song in our heart... err... well anyway, we're back. And we have a new Page 94 at last.
Maxwell Chandler's adventures in sound continue with another star interview, this time it's international Jazz Singer Jackie Ryan in fine form in San Francisco. In this edition you can also check out his examination of the music of Gabriele D’Annunzio.
In Poetry we have new material from regulars Andy Bate, Claudio De Luca and Nancy Gauquier and the first from Colin James. What a feast!
I leave you with this final thought from Michael Estabrook:
Funny just a few minutes ago
I meant to say flashlight
but said washcloth instead,
so I wonder,
what the hell
does that mean?Damned if I know, but it happens to me all the time!
Ed.
March 14th
You've waited patiently, and you will now be rewarded. Often you have to trade quality for quantity, but this time you can have it all!
Stories: New contributor Alex Wyte is crawling somewhere whilst Martin Green is back with the tale (not tail) of Ginger the cat.
Poems: What a lot we have got! Clifford K.Watkins jr. brings us a suite of poems to the 3-Faced Muse, Joshua Coetzee has produced some of his best to-date, John Sweet of "the bleeding horse" has some beautiful poetry, Michael Estabrook's new stuff is right up there with the best too, and finally, Rob Plath is back with a story of family life.
Wow! (© Bill Gates...)
Ed.
February 28th
Last day of the month, just time to squeeze in a 3rd February edition.. and it's a belter!
Maxwell Chandler gets an exclusive interview with trombonist Max Perkoff, we have new poetry from Claudio De Luca that's as good to look at as to read, and two new stories from Martin Green and JBP.More?
Soon... honest!
Ed.
February 11th
Back at last! Did you miss me?
No? Oh well, there'll be no Valentine's card for you then..
I still love you though, so I present for your enjoyment the following material:Len Bourret searches beneath the waves for Lifeboat number 2 and Rob Plath brings us a story about possibly the most tedious job in the world. We have excellent poetry from new contributor Changming Yuan, new material from Claudio De Luca and Joshua Coetzee who have been thinking up titles for eachother's poems (very confusing) and JBP is back, tasting some rare cuts from the Jazz Crusade.
Marvellous!
Ed.
February 8th '07
Good morning Winamoppers! I humbly apologise for the lack of an update for over three weeks. I'm doing it now.. honest. I mean I'll start it any minute now, well, soon anyway. Thanks to all those who have contributed it should be a splendid update when it happens. Check back at the weekend!
busy busy busy
Ed.
January 22nd '07
It's been a while but I think that the new edition of Winamop is excellent (but I would say that wouldn't I?)
Judge for yourself as you read five new poems from Lisa Zaran, or maybe you would prefer Maxwell Chandler's exploration of the work of Lionel Hampton, Stan Getz, Red Norvo and other exponents of the jazz vibraphone? It's fascinating stuff even if you aren't a jazz afficionado.
Finally, there's the story of El Niño's Ancient Warning by Len Bourret which is very interesting.I've had word from Ira Joel Haber that his art is available in mug, T-shirt and other forms at cafepress, see our merchandise guide for the link. His work also features in the latest edition of Eclectica Magazine.
That's it for now. Remember, if you'd like to contribute to our fine collection of words, art and general good stuff please feel free. The e-mail link is at the bottom of the home page.
BFN
Ed.
January 3rd '07
Welcome to 2007! Marvellous isn't it? At least until the bills come in..
We haven't just been sitting around stuffing ourselves over the Christmas break, we've been busy. Well, to be honest only four of us have been busy. Maxwell Chandler gave up his New Year's Day to take a look at oft-overlooked jazz master, Mal Waldron, I've downloaded an unexpected gem of an Otis Redding album, Len Bourret has been inspired by Christopher Marlowe, and G David Schwartz has penned some amusing poems for us. He has a book out, available on Amazon (and other good book stores!)
No doubt more contributions will roll in when everyone returns from holiday.. (hint)
Oh, and a happy New Year to you all!
Ed.
December 22nd
Merry Christmas!
The "festive season" can wear thin pretty quickly so to keep you amused we take the lid off Winamop's seasonal assortment.
The first layer contains two uplifting new poems from Andy Bate followed by some rich sensuality from Rhonda Banton to warm you up on a cold evening. We finish the poetry sweetmeats with Len Bourret's tribute to Elizabeth Taylor and some Christmas wishes.
Underneath, the stories layer gets even more Christmassy with Martin Green's Saving Santa silliness and my very own heart-warming Christmas story.
Do enjoy your Christmas.
Ed.
December 3rd
Back with a bang, the sound of bandoleons* ringing in my ears as I sample the tango courtesy of Maxwell Chandler. Before I put my back out I'd better sit down and tap my feet to Sweet Emma Barrett, JBP has been listening to her brand of New Orleans jazz.
If it's poetry you prefer, try this from new contributor Mike Martin.
We also have a new page featuring books and CDs that our contributors are selling in order to keep the wolves from their respective doors. Ideal Christmas presents I'd say!
Oops!..
Mentioned Christmas..
Sorry.
Ed.
* A bandoleon is a kind of accordion, my spell-checker wanted to replace "bandoleons" with "boondoggles". What the hell is a boondoggle?
November 26th
It was my birthday last week, I got 7 cards and a CD. Not impressive for an international publishing mogul.. Never mind, my lovely wife took me out for a slap-up feast and - more importantly - there's new stuff to read on Winamop.
Old friend Martin Green returns to the fold with a story of a Christmas dance, Rhonda Banton supplies the sensuality in poetic form and Len Bourret wants us to remember some of the greats in his poem dedicated to Doris Day and her ilk.
I've also copied a page of a manual for a Chinese radio I bought. Highly humourous!
I wonder what I'll get for Christmas?
An overdraft probably...
Ed.
November 20th
Over two weeks since the last update; that's not very good is it? I must try harder (as it always suggested in my school reports). The new material is not ready yet, an update will follow in the next couple of days so call back soon, there'll be something for everyone!
I also intend to send out some more mops to recent contributors, if you have had something published in the past and haven't received one then it may be because I don't have your address. I won't be offended if you remind me!.. Or even if you don't actually want one.
In the meantime just keep scrolling down this page, you'll find lots of good stuff.
À bientôt.
Ed.
November 4th
Crikey! I got back from holiday in the rain to discover that the e-mat was knee-deep in e-mail contributions. Splendid!
I'll start today with some poetry, firstly from Lisa Zaran who resides in Arizona. She's an experienced poet and this is her first for us... very good it is too!
Joshua Coetzee returns with four new ones (and one very old one that he didn't write!). Welcome back Josh.
Also supplying poems is a newcomer Artemis Brown. Check her out.
If it's a story you want, Lance Garrison Ballard tells of A Fishing Lesson which is so pivotal for the boy concerned.Finally, news comes from Clifford K.Watkins jnr. about the publication of his book "A Painter's Ghost" which we have featured excerpts from in the past.
What a lot we got!
Ed
October 20th
A quick update before we travel North to the wilds of Scotland. If I can see anything through the mist I'll take a photo for you.
Today my "e" news-stand is full of music and stories, feel free to browse.
Our star reviewer Maxwell Chandler's been re-assessing the work of Wayne Shorter, Jazz saxophonist, whilst JBP has been tapping his foot to Barry Martyn's Orchestra (but no so much to Lanin's Southern Serenaders!).Sean McGahey on the other hand, appears to have been sitting around in cafés forging letters to women's magazines. He'll get into trouble..
The lives we lead, eh?
Ed.
October 7th
First a public service announcement. A warning from Claudio De Luca about Noble House Publishers, who promised to publish some of his poems for a fee. They didn't, and, after a little research, I discovered that he's not alone.. Be warned! Claudio has done what a poet should; he's written a poem about it.
Now the good news: New contributor Sheema Kalbasi is a human rights activist, poet and literary translator now based in the U.S. (See biog.) She has sent me some hard-hitting poems on the middle east. Her book will be out soon (Not through Noble House!). I'll keep you posted.
Also on the good foot is Maxwell Chandler, Music-meister extraordinaire. His latest collection "Straight, No Filter" is published now, and you can win a copy. Just send us a CD review or imaginative piece on a musical theme (any genre). The best one gets the book!How generous are we? (Well... Max is generous, I'm mean.)
Ed.
September 25th
Here I come, bounding down the sequined stairs with a golden envelope in my sweaty hands. I pause to take the rapturous applause and then, raising my hand modestly, I speak: "Ladies and gentlemen, Winamop has been updated!"
Yes! It couldn't be more exciting.. there are two excellent new stories, one from regular Martin Green and one from new contributor Zack Wilson (welcome Zack). Despite our so-called "integrated society" Zack suspects that a bit of racism may remain in GB. (Surely not?)
I have re-jigged things a little bit and there is now a tab for the Art page which this time features new work by ira joel haber, worth a look.
I'm told that the next edition of Maxwell Chandler's music reviews is soon to be published (watch this space) and contributor Sean McGahey points us to his new reviews and interviews site "Orthogonal Review" . Well done Sean, I hope we can stand the competition!
That's it, now it's time for the News.
Ed.
September 12th
I've been busy; you've been busy; everyone's been busy. The net result is, another big issue of Winamop. Well worth the wait I hope you will agree.
We begin with Maxwell Chandler's jazz column and he introduces us to.. well you'd better go and find out!
More for the jazz fan is on offer from JBP who investigates the Jazz Crusade of Big Bill and his friends in the wake of Katrina.
JBP (our tame poet) has also been reading "Words", a poetry anthology by previous contributor Nancy Gauquier. He enjoyed the book and you can read his review.
When you return you can reflect on the interesting photographs that Claudio De Luca has sent us. A reminder is due here; please check out the Art page and feel free to contribute!
Still focussing on the pictorial, Chris Major has come up with another of his clever text-art-poems which I like very much.
Finally we offer a magnum opus from Clifford K.Watkins, jnr. which tells the story of the unfortunate Simon, a young football star who falls from grace. All for a Buffalo Nickel.If that isn't our biggest-ever update I'll eat my greens.
Ed.
August 28th
We return from a period of cultural and spiritual refreshment in Edinburgh (the spirit was Whisky) to discover a bulging e-postbag from our faithful contributors.
So we'll crack-on with a new story from Martin Green about a visit to London, and Sean McGahey has discovered some disturbing e-mails concerning on-line dating.
Clifford K.Watkins Jr. has some more poems for you and I have a new page 94 about smoking (again).
Well, at least I've given up smoking, if not writing about it.Lastly I must thank Nancy Gauquier for her poetry book and Big Bill Bissonnette of Jazz Crusade for sending us a CD sampler. Rest assured JBP is on the case and we'll have some reviews soon.
Haway the Scots!
Ed.
August 13th
OK I give up, It's fortnightly at the moment. Life zooms along at such a pace doesn't it?
It's a good job that our faithful contributors haven't been so lax, I have a bumper bundle for you this time!I must introduce new poetry contributors Jillian Reno and John Sweet. Jillian has sent some heart-rending poems on the loss of a baby and John has six of his poems for you. We also hear from Nancy Gauquier again who is ageing "dysgracefully" we're glad to say.
But it's not all poetry, oh no, JBP has unearthed some jazzy gems from 1928 or so, and Jerry Vilhotti has written another of his Storellas, or should it be Storelli? Who knows?That's it. I hope you find something you like.
Ed.
August 1st
I'm back; refreshed, skint and sun-bronzed from holiday and I have a bumper edition for you.
While I've been sunning myself in Devon, Maxwell Chandler has busied himself reviewing Elmo Hope's "Quintet" which has been digitally twiddled and is all the better for it!
Meanwhile, Joshua Coetzee is so pleased to have received his mop that he has sent us more fine poetry, and Martin Green has been inspired by the heat and sent us a story.I also have news from Nancy Gauquier about her new web-site which is here and Wayne H.W Wolfson tells me that his new CD is now available to buy from CDBABY and other fine on-line retailers
It's all happening here!
Ed.
July 15th '06
Whoops! Skipped a week. Largely because I didn't have anything to print.
I understand. You're all too busy preparing for summer holidays, unless you're in the southern hemisphere where it's winter. Which, funnily enough, is where Joshua Coetzee resisdes, in South Africa to be exact, and he has been working busily on some new poetry.Thanks Josh. Anyone else who feels inspired by their trips to the Seychelles or Alton Towers can send in their stories, poems, pictures, cartoons or profound thoughts. It's all grist to our mill.
It's still hot here. There's news about that.
See you on the beach!
Ed.
July 2nd '06
Back on schedule!
We have news from Wayne Wolfson.. In a spin-off from his Mars Syndicate collaboration (new CD coming out soon) there is a single available at Art Revolutionaries dot com. Worth a listen.
A new story arrived this week from Martin Green. It's good. He tells me that his "Collected Stories" book is available at Tesco dot com for ten quid. Jolly reasonable!
And last but not least, JBP has stumped up two more record reviews, one of which features an Italian Jazz band. Interesting eh?
All this and I could have been sitting in the sunshine, because it's actually been hot here in England! (No, I'm not going to mention the football... or the cricket...)
Off for a G & T!
Ed.
June 27th '06
I'm late again. This "weekend" update is slipping to Tuesdays. Must try harder!
Never fear, we have some fine stuff for you to peruse; firstly "our man on the coast" Maxwell Chandler has veered off in another different direction. This time he looks at opera, in the form of Beethoven's Fidelio.
JBP is also back with some poems from his latest little book "By The River". Short and sweet.
A bit like me really (except that I'm tall and sour).
Bye bye
Ed.
June 20th '06
Midsummer madness eh? Warm weather, everybody is outside doing healthy things like eating under-cooked meat products from charcoal grills and drinking lager. Nobody, it would seem, is sitting indoors at their PC sending stuff in to us.
Just as well really, as our mail-server has been clogged up with over 2000 spam messages that came in overnight, poor old Wilberforce Mackenzie's had a breakdown.
Seriously though, who do they think is going to read a message addressed to someone called xzyfgxcy? I have changed the mail settings so that nothing gets through unless it's to me! Megalomania has set in. Please re-send anything that may have got lost in the process.At least JBP has been busy, and his missive's aren't affected by electronic fly-tipping; he uses the good old postal service. With election turnouts usually around 30 to 40%, he's been considering why people don't vote.
Back to the barbie..
Ed.
June 10th '06
The world didn't end on 6/6/6 did it? Well, if it did I didn't notice, so I'm still here typing stuff onto the Internet.
Daniel S. Irwin has also been typing and has sent us the fruits of his labour. Three poems of a not-entirely-serious nature. We hope you like 'em.He wins a mop and so could you, check out the roll of honour here and send some stuff in. If we publish it you get a commemorative mop to put in your trophy cabinet. You do have a trophy cabinet don't you?
The rules of football are explained in the news and there's lots more stuff to see below..
Ed.
June 4th '06
Summer is here! Sunshine, blue skies, and here I am sitting indoors at a computer.. (and so are you it would appear).
Well at least it's worthwhile because Maxwell Chandler is going to introduce you to Fado, much beloved music of the Portuguese-speaking world, and Martin Green is back with a story from his army days which sounds all too familiar.
Better than sun-burn isn't it?
Ed.
May 27th '06
Another bank-holiday weekend here in the UK. It's going to rain of course, so it's an ideal time for you to get writing!
Someone who hasn't been slacking is Clifford K. Watkins Jr. who has sent 7 new poems for your pleasure. There's a link to his Myspace page on there too.
I also have news from Maxwell Chandler (our man on the coast), he now also has a Myspace site so we can all be his friends. He tells me he is busy writing a new piece so we hope to have that soon.
There's a top news story too.
BFN
Ed.
May 21st '06
Well it was every bit as good (or should that be "bad") as I'd hoped. Eurovision I mean. So much so that I wrote a new page 94 on the subject. There's news too.
We also have a new poem from Michael Estabrook who is a happy man because his mop arrived yesterday.
You could have one too. Send us some material and "Win-A-Mop" (it's only small, nothing to get too excited about really...).
Ed.
May 19th '06
I'm excited! Last night was the semi-final of the 2006 Eurovision Song Contest; and it was just as ghastly as I'd hoped. Thankfully, the Finnish Satanic heavy-rock band got through to the final as did the Lithuanian vocal group who's "We are the winners of Eurovision" was a clear statement of intent, or perhaps of ludicrously misplaced optimism.
We'll be reporting on the event as usual, and you can listen on the BBC web site under "Radio 2" on Saturday evening. You'd be foolish to listen... err... I mean, foolish to miss it.
May 16th '06
Interesting one today..
We have an interview with Wayne Wolfson in anticipation of the release of his new CD.
Not only that, but you can hear a sample of the new material as an mp3 download on the music page.
Give it a listen, at least twice.I bet iTunes are worried, first they're attacked by the Beatles, then rivalled by Winamop!
Dee Rimbaud tells me he's putting all his artwork up for auction. Have a look and bid on anything you fancy. "Everything must go"!
Then you could read the news page, somebody has to...
Ed.
May 6th '06
Thank you all!
After my plaintive cry last week you have risen to the task. We have a new "storella" from Jerry Vilhotti (welcome back Jerry), Michael Estabrook has sent us some fun observational poems and Martin Green has written a short story.It's a corker of an edition!
By the way, don't forget the "About Us" page which tells you... err... about us, of course. All those happy mop-winners. If only there were pictures; (don't worry, it won't happen).
Ed.
May 1st '06
Mayday! Mayday! Web-site in distress!
Well, not distress so much as limbo. Not one contribution has come in in the last two weeks. If this goes on I'll be forced to write something myself.. and you know how disappointing that always is!
Actually we did get one letter complaining about something but that doesn't really count.
Instead I'll point you to some recent highlights that you may have missed:
Don't forget Page 94 and the archive of past pages, they're usually good for a laugh. The News page is (fairly) regulary updated and not boring at-all. The Art page is new and needs some more stuff, if you draw, paint or photograph send us a sample. Wayne H.W Wolfson's latest story is worth checking out, as is the debut poetic contribution from Pete Lee.In fact the best thing to do is to scroll down this list until you see something that takes your fancy. It's all free and made from real words. And remember, it's also free to contribute (i.e. you don't get paid) but you will get a very small mop if you do.
Irresistible eh?Now I'm going to clear out the shed.
Ed.
April 19th '06
Well I hope you haven't over-egged your pudding over the last few days? I know I have! Definitely no more chocolate for a week or two.
Console yourself with some wit and wisdom from Chris Major (welcome back Chris!) and new contributor Pete Lee. It's good stuff.
Must be time for another holiday... roll on May day!
Ed.
April 11th '06
The Easter edition hits the virtual news-stand with such a heavy thump that the legs tremble and several under-the-counter copies of Gay Politicians Monthly slide under the carpet.
It's so fat because we have: A whopper of a review from Maxwell Chandler, he's been seduced by "Sugar Man" Stanley Turrentine's horn playing; Meanwhile JBP has been boogying (if that's a word?) to The Firehouse Five (Plus 2) and wants us all to know about it; He's also thought up a new literary award for "The Great Unwritten Novel" well, we've all got one haven't we?..
Eggs-actly!
Ed.
April 4th '06
Thank you! New stuff has flooded in (well, 3 things have) and we're raring to go with this "almost Easter" edition of Winamop.
Firstly, it was great to hear from old friend of Winamop - Wayne H.W Wolfson. He's busy working on a new CD but has found time to pen us this new story. Thanks Wayne.
We've also asked Wilberforce Mackenzie to look though our postbag and finally there is some more of JBP's poetry which is new to the site.Marvellous!
Ed.
March 29th '06
Are you awake out there? The Winamop inbox has been pretty empty of late, hence the long wait for this update. In fact it's been so quiet that we've had to write some stuff ourselves! (That's desperation...)
So we proudly offer you an old story that JBP found at the bottom of a box (good though), a new page 94 by me and (thank the lord) a tale of mis-spent youth from new contributor DVH.
At least he was awake.
C'mon, you know you want to... send us some stuff!
Ed.
March 12th '06
Aye it's back we are, with more tales of a bygone age up in the remote highlands of Scotland, thanks to the mysterious "AKA".
Lang may yer lum reek!
Ed.
March 6th '06
Another fine story from JBP plopped through the letter-box this morning. I commend it to the house.
Ed.
March 3rd '06
Flippin' cold here again but I'm huddled up to my computer in order to bring you more goodies from Winamop (and to keep warm).
This time Max Chandler (our Man on The Coast... must be cold there too!) brings us word of a Kenny Dorham disk he's taken a shine to, and there is some ASBO news.
Throw another 20% larger gas-bill on the fire!
Ed.
February 20th '06
I've failed again! More than a week has passed since the last update.. but once again the Winamop faithful have rallied round with new stuff for you to read so it's been worth the wait!
This time P. L. George has been suffering something of a mid-life crisis, read his biographical piece "Losing Momentum" right here.
JBP has been spending all his pocket money on jazz CDs, read his reviews of an unusual Jimmy Yancey recording and one from 1933 by Joseph Robichaux.
Meanwhile here at Winamop central, we've been listening to 65 Days of Static. Must get that aerial fixed...Ed.
February 12th '06
Max (our man on the coast) reminds me that he wrote a wonderful piece on Charlie Patton about 2 weeks ago which I then sat on.. I've attended to it and you can read it now! Sorry...
We also have another selection of poetry from Clifford K. Watkins, Jr. to make you think, and a brand new short story from JBP.
What good value for money!
Money? What money....?
Ed.
February 4th '06
We have a new page! Inspired by the recent additions of pictorial art I have created the Art page. Original name eh?
For starters It features some work from Don Swartzentruber, Dee Rimbaud, Peter Pick and Hilary Bryanston. Why not have a look?Also new for us today is a poem from Nancy Gauquier, Fantastic Lovers, ideal for Valentine's day... or perhaps not?
By the way, the web thrives on links so if you enjoy the site please link to us, then we'll all be famous!
"Infamy Infamy" etc.
Ed.
February 1st '06
JBP's been busy! He has sent in a review of a Red Nichols reissue of material from 1926-30 and some news of an exciting development for collectors of vintage jazz and blues recordings.
I expect we'll have to publish a lot more reviews soon...
Ed.
P.S. There is a little news too...
January 27th '06
We have a new Page 94 at last! JBP finds the government's plan to allow school selection on grounds of aptitude not ability a little hard to reconcile.
It's lucky I had neither...
Ed.
January 22nd '06
Tomorrow is supposed to be the most depressing day of the year, cold, damp and not much daylight. I don't agree! I feel positively spring-like... I've even washed the car!
As far as the web-site is concerned, we have a new poem from Clifford K. Watkins, Jr. He's been inspired by a blog... (well at least nobody will be inspired by this one.)Roll on spring.
Ed.
January 19th '06
I've bought some new mops, just as crappy as the old ones but it does mean I'm ready for new contributions. Send them in!
Or just sit and read the news...
January 10th 2006
Max is back. Read his latest review of a Freddie Hubbard live set at Club La Marchal.
January 4th 2006
How are the resolutions going? Broken yet?
Don't worry, the sort of people who keep their resolutions aren't the sort of people who are nice to know.. they're just too self righteous.
One of the resolutions I have already failed to keep, was to update Winamop every week; but hey! It was Christmas!
However, we do return with a splendid set of four stories from mystery contributor "AKA" concerning life in the Scottish highlands many years ago, and reliable old JBP (and I do mean old) has supplied us with a review of New Orleans jazz CD Senior Moments.Don't forget all the other stuff, have a good look around, It's not often you get "owt fer nowt"...
Ed.
December 24th
Yes it's the Bumper Christmas Edition of Winamop.
Firstly we have two new contributors to introduce: P. L. George gives us his Paris Sketchings, an account of his recent honeymoon (in Paris, naturally).
Then Clifford K. Watkins, Jr. is back again with Jon's Quick Obsession ( R rated, so don't read it if you're prudish ), and John Wesley introduces himeself with a story about God (how appropriate). It's called Orientation.
And if it's music you're after, JBP would like to introduce you to some Louisiana Moonshine and to wish the New Orleans musicians all the best for the future; whilst Max Chandler introduces us to jazz pianist Sonny Clark, gone but not forgotten.Finally, I have to announce the winner of Maxwell Chandler's book competition. It's Jim Houghton from Devon. The book's on its way down your chimney in time for Christmas Jim!
It's almost an embarrassment of riches isn't it? Pass the Port!
Ed.
December 4th
December? December?! Already?....
Christmas shopping, writing cards, untangling miles of fairy lights (that won't work when you plug them in), relations, over-eating, parties with work-mates, another mince-pie anyone?
No seriously I love it all!
Well, most of it anyway. Back to business. This time we have some artwork from Dee Rimbaud, and two quite different new poems from Clifford K. Watkins, Jr.Now where did I put the indigestion tablets?
Ed.
November 28th
I've eaten all the chocolates and now feel slightly off-colour..
Never mind, there's a new story from Clifford K. Watkins, Jr. to send shivers up our spines. There is also a new jazz review from Maxwell Chandler: Donald Byrd's excellent "Fuego" from 1959 is remastered and available again.
Now I'm off to make a snowman..
Ed.
November 19th
It's my birthday this week... socks welcome!
A special present has already arrived in the form of three fine poems from new contributor Eleanor Watson, we also have a short but vitriolic poem from a contributor just known as "Max", and you can still win Max's book! (different Max!)
Not bad for an old 'un as they say...
Ed.
November 13th
Well the fireworks that have been enveloping castle Winamop in sulphurous fumes seem to have finally abated and we have emerged into a bright cold winters day.
It must be time for a competition! Max Chandler, our jazz reviewer has kindly donated a copy of his anthology and you could win it. Just pop over to the contest page and enter online.
Good luck!
Ed.
November 1st
Back from Scotland refreshed by Scots ale (Isle of Skye), Scots food (Lochinver pies), Scots scenery (Ross-shire) and Scots weather (rain and sun!). What should be waiting on the electronic mat when I returned but a new review from Max Chandler? He's unearthed some vintage Fats Navarro for us this time.
Enjoy.
Ed.
October 15th
I've just received a story from Clifford K. Watkins, Jr. which will warm your cockles on these cold nights.
October 7th
Good day to you all and to those in the Northern hemisphere, welcome to autumn; season of mists and mellow fruitfulness. Well, we've had a few foggy mornings at chateau Winamop and the apples have dropped off the tree so that about covers it... on with the show!
We have exciting news from our jazz reviewer Maxwell Chandler, not only do we have a new review of Ornette Coleman's impressive Skies of America album but we have a copy of Max's collected works to give away. More news on that soon.
There's also a new page 94 in which Martin considers getting a job but doesn't like the company incentive scheme...Narrow escape eh?
Ed.
September 26th
More Page94 action, this time Martin Friel wonders why there's all this fuss about Kate Moss?
September 21st
I have added some new poems from Claudio De Luca today.
September 18th
First we don't have a page 94 for months, then two come along at once! This time Johanna Williams is objecting to Piers Morgan taking a swipe at C-list celebs.
Check out the politics news too.Back soon!
Ed.
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September 9th
Thanks to those of you who have sent in contributions over the past month, Martin Friel, Claudio DeLuca, Clifford K. Watkins jr. and Max Chandler to name but a few...
Rest assured you'll get to read all this good stuff soon so keep checking back. To keep you going here's Martin Friel's Page 94 on the subject of Bush's lamentable treatment of the poor of New Orleans. Also check the News.
August 22nd
I had a note about Clifford K. Watkins Jr's new web site so I've added it to the links page. Whilst I was at it I checked the links... It seems that both Poetic Inhalation and Moontown Cafe have bitten the dust whilst Marc Fiszman's "Teleport Chronicles" page has been snaffled by "Go Daddy".
We're still here though! I've just paid for 2 more years of web hosting too. So you'd better make it worth my while; send us some stuff and Win A Mop!
There's News and more. Scroll down... read... enjoy..
Ed.
August 13th
We return from Edinburgh all Festivalled out...
Special praise is due to Howard Read and Little Howard who were funny and to Miss Winamop who's a whore... (In Catch 22 at the C venue on Chambers St!).
There's a news item.Back to work on Monday... :-(
Ed.
August 5th
August already? Must be time for another holiday!
The Winamop team heads for cultural refreshment in Edinburgh post haste..Just before we go may I offer you a witty piece by new contributor Nancy G and some more poetry written by a "gestalt" poet (at least it's not written by computer..).
Haway the Scots!
Ed.
July 21st
We're back!
Did you miss us?... No, don't answer that!
You'll be delighted to hear that there's new stuff to read:
There are two new jazz review's, Max checks out Lester Young and JBP has been to see Brian Carrick's Algiers Stompers!
JBP has also provided us with a new story called "Is You There Zomb?", well that's JBP for you...That's enough for now.
Happy holidays.
Ed.
July 3rd
Wasn't Live8 an event eh? Pink Floyd back together, Pete Doherty turned up on time and Madonna had chaps spinning on their heads! If that doesn't influence the G8 summit I don't know what will..
Seriously though; sign the online petition at http://www.live8live.com then read some stuff.. scroll down, there's lots of it!
Cheers Bob.
Ed.
June 26th
Contributions continue to pour in to Winamop central. We have a story from Miss Winamop and thanks are due to Clifford K. Watkins Jr. for sending in 6 more poems, to JBP who looks back on the contribution of John R.T. Davies to the trad jazz scene, and to new contributor Elizabeth Switaj who has sent 4 poems for your enjoyment. Her style is unusual and caused the type-setters here at Winamop control (me, actually) some problems!
Well that's enough work for a sunny Saturday... where's my gin and tonic gone?
Oh, I've drunk it all.Hic!
Ed.
May 28th
Good evening.
Tonight we present another cornucopia of captivating chronicles from our clever contributors.We have poetry from Claudio De Luca, another story from Jane Wright, Max listens to Sonny Criss, and we welcome poet, Clifford K. Watkins, Jr. to the fold.
You have to grin to get it all in!
Ed.
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May 19th
It's Eurovision time again. We probe the pap.
Or you can read a disturbing story from Claudio De Luca, Evil Petals, it's strong stuff.
Calm down with Al Baker's evocative account of a day climbing in NW Scotland,
or get stuck into a sample chapter from J Buchanan's new book Penitentiary Pacific.
If you prefer music then find out about jazz saxophonist Sarah Spencer from JBP.There's even news of a poetry competion and a smidgeon of news.
How busy have we been?
A big thanks to all the new contributors.
Ed.
(Going to lie down now).
May 9th
Thanks are due to Jane Wright for sending us a story, her first.
You could too!Claudio De Luca, has sent in some captions for our caption contest.
You could too!Or you could just read the News... Or the Links (new ones added)... Or if you know someone who keeps singing old Tony Christie songs, send them here.
What a bumper edition!
Ed.
May 1st
Mayday Mayday! Send help! It's a bank-holiday weekend and it's not raining! That means I've got to do some gardening...
Instead I've been sitting inside writing a new Page 94.
It's done now so I've got no choice but... I suppose I could finish that book I started the other day?And the Sunday papers of course.
That's better!
Ed
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April 28th
May-day approaches and we're all feeling spring-like (except those of you in the Southern hemisphere I suppose) gamboling like lambs and blossoming into unsuitable summer clothes too early.
Never mind if it's actually rainy and cold, sit inside and read a new story from Jon Ware which will amuse I'm sure. There's also good news about those exloding toads.
At least I can't mow the lawn whilst it's wet!
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Ed.
April 20th
I'm back! I cried.
So what? Responded a disinterested world, and threw a tomato at me.
I don't know why I bother I really don't...At least the team have been busy.. well, they've been listening to the gramophone actually.
Max Chandler has unearthed some of Hank Mobley's finest work whilst JBP has been sampling Western Swing.All good fun. Perhaps we'll do some work one day?
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Ed.
April 3rd
What excuse can I give for neglecting dear old Winamop for so long?
Dunno really... answers on a postcard please!I'm here now though and I present for your perusal a new Jazz review from JBP and, err.. that's about it. (Except for the news of course).
I'm off now, still got several Easter eggs to get through.
Ed
March 19th
Winamop is fast becoming the premier jazz review site! This time Maxwell Chandler lends his ears to Alice Coltrane and her harp (yes, a harp!).
We also have the final set of Ashok Niyogi's poems. This time it's the beautiful "Love Poems" set.
Look out for news of his book "Tentatively" which comes out soon.And the sun has come out too!
Spring has sprung.
Ed.
March 9th
A new jazz review has trickled in from JBP.
Let's jitterbug!
Ed.
March 6th
Mother's day. Hello mothers everywhere!
As a treat for you, (and everyone else) we have the next set of new poems from Ashok Niyogi; "From My Attic Window", a look at life from a different viewpoint.I had a mail from Dee Rimbaud, a Scottish writer who runs his own website. On it you will not only find his own work but the very useful "AA Independent Press Guide", a guide to thousands of paper and on-line literary publications.
I don't think I can stand the competition... but there is a link to us!
Ed.
February 25th
Thanks are due today to Ashok Niyogi who has sent us some fine poems. The first set of Ashok's new work is Lake Poems.
More is to come.You could too, you know!
The e-mail button is bottom left for your comments, criticism and contributions.Ed.
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February 23rd
Today we have a look at New Orleans Jazz CDs from JBP.
Let's get stompin'!
Ed.
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February 21st
The watchdog gets updated and our news-hound gets bitchy.
Woof!
Ed.
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February 19th
We let the Winamop Watchdog out. Let's hope he doesn't chase a fox...
Tally Ho!
Ed.
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February 15th
Only one Valentine's card yesterday... and that was from the dog.
Never mind, we have excellent news. Winamop is proud to have chapter 1 of the Teleport Chronicles, by Marc Fiszman, for your pleasure, all 10,000 words of it.
Enjoy!Ed.
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February 10th
Sorry.. just couldn't resist the old joke recycling opportunity in this News item...
I will burn in Hell.
Ed.
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February 7th
Another week gone? Never mind; it's pancake day tomorrow!
We've a new (short) Page 94 for you, some news and some "art".
Where are my lemons?
Ed.
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February 2nd
Welcome to February. I know it started yesterday but better late than never eh?
Max has been busy with a new jazz review, this time he looks at Miles Davis' controversial album Filles De Kilimanjaro which is out on CD in remastered form.
We've political news too, and a new story from Martin Friel (we still need your address Martin!)
Onward to spring! (slips over on some ice, sprains wrist, staggers home to bed..)
Ed
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January 21st
Just added a News item. More to come.
If Martin Friel is reading this, please get in contact. We owe you a mop!Snow is on the way...
Ed.
January 8th
Me again! I just been reminded that I hadn't uploaded Max's latest Duke Ellington review...
Sorry Max, it's there now. (I blame Christmas)
January 7th
Blimey! What's going on?
We are suddenly besieged with new stuff.. There's a News item, there's a new Page 94 where JBP gets his teeth into the polititians and there's even more in the pipeline.
Could be good year!
You'all come back soon now.Ed.
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January1st 2005
Well that's that then. 2004 has finished and good riddance to it.
War, pestilence *, tsunamis and Ant and Dec, or was it Dick and Dom?
Our review of the year finds out where we are now.
Also in the bumper New-Year edition we have a new story from Martin Friel.Onwards into the future!
Ed.
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December 27th
Christmas comes but once a year, and I missed it!
I expect you all visited the site on Christmas day expecting my famous Christmas message and were sorely disappointed...
Never mind, it would have been rubbish anyway.On the other hand, you will be delighted to hear that one of my New Year resolutions will be to lavish more care and attention on this very organ of e-publication.
Great things will no doubt grow from that tiny acorn of intent.(and pigs may aviate)
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Ed
December 12th
Nearly Christmas already?... Oh dear, I haven't sent you a card!
Never mind. I've been busy preparing some new stuff for the site. Trouble is, I haven't been quite busy enough, so it isn't ready yet.Sorry. (There's a news item just come in though.)
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Ed.
November 22nd
Where have we been?
We have been trawling the literary backwoods for new material.
And what did we find?Nothing.
So we twisted JBP's ears until he wrote us a new story.
Rhubarb!
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Ed
November 1st
Just returned from the North of Scotland... oh those autumn colours!
We've got lots to show you too: There's a few more poems from Sean McGahey, a new jazz review from Max (Charles Mingus this time) and a story (well nearly) from me and a bit of news.
Clocks have gone back, dark dark dark, let's hope S.A.D. doesn't set in...
Ed.
October 17th
Just received a bit of a story from JBP. It's the beginning of a mystery, but what is it all about? We'll never know unless someone (could be you!) completes, or at least continues, the story.
Now there's a challenge!
There is a new Page 94 and some news too.
Pip-pip!
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Ed.
October 2nd
My watch says it's the first, it can't cope with these 30 day months, but I'm reliably informed that it's the second.
There's a bit of TV criticism to divert you for a moment.
I've updated the News Archives so that you can find the items from the Diary.
Waste of time really...Now how do I change that date on this?....
Ed
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September 28th
OK, OK, I know.. 2 weeks without a word and now I turn up again with nothing more than a feeble news item and a review of Elvis Costello's new CD.
Well it just won't do. I will try harder, honest...
That's fooled 'em I'm off to the pub again.
Ed.
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September 15th
Feeling a bit autumnal? Weather getting colder?
Why not stay indoors, write a short story and publish it on Winamop?
You know it makes sense... and you can win a mop!More stuff is in the pipeline and today we have another jazz review from Max, this time Joe Henderson gets the treatment.
Where's my thermal vest?
Ed.
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August 28th
Bank-holiday weekend here in Britain so, of course, the weather is rubbish.
Best to sit inside and read a couple of new poems from Jeremy Gosnell and a bit of news.
I wonder what's on TV?
Ed.
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August 24th
A traffic report has just come in...
That's all I'm afraid.
Send in your comments, insults, poems, stories, jokes or W.H.Y. We're always grateful!
Ed.
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August 18th
Well it's a bumper edition today!
We have, for your entertainment and education:
New Poetry from Sean McGahey, Leaving and Beatitude Pulp..
An appreciation of comic-book genius Walt Kelly (Pogo Possum) by JBP...
A new jazz review of a Gerry Mulligan album from Max.
A caption competition,
And there's news too...Bonanza!
Ed.
August 15th
We're back!
We've got some new stuff.
It'll be on the site just as soon as I've dried out my socks.. What is it about Edinburgh and weather?We may even tell you about the mystery of Titian's foot....
Ed.
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August 9th
August already? Must be time for us to swan off to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and hang around in bars, shows, restaurants, clubs, more shows (repeat until skint).
Before we do I'm pleased to be able to bring you a new music review from Max, (he got this one for his birthday) and a short story from new contributor Sean Kilpatrick. There's also a new Page 94 on modern manners. Enjoy!
Warning: Sean's story has some sexual content...(that'll get them all reading it!).
Ed.
July 25th
Back from our holidays on the "British Riviera", more like a British river actually... but fun was had and beer was drunk (and so were we). Thanks to Skinners Brewery for the raw materials!
Consequently nothing much has happened but some news has come in.Nose back to the grindstone now.
Ed.
July 17th
A new music review dropped through my e-letterbox today. It's from Max and he's examining a John Coltrane remaster.
I'm off on my hols for a week, hopefully inspiration will strike and there'll be something exciting on the site when I return?
Vain hope really... I'll probably just sit in the pub / on the beach as appropriate.I'll send you a postcard!
Ed.
July 10th
I'm back!
Where have I been?
Nowhere. Doing nothing.
So I thought I'd return to the wild web and share this exciting news with you!It's not all lethargy though, we can offer you a new music review featuring the hot-off-the-press Ordinary Boys album and some news.
Back to sleep...
Ed.
June 29th
Almost July already!
We didn't go to Glastonbury but I caught a cold anyway...
We're having a bit of a poetry-fest on Winamop today, check out the Poems page for some new material from Michael Internicola and some bean-related fun from Samantha McCulloch.
Thanks both of you!Sniff.
Ed.
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June 22nd
Lots to report!
There's a new Page 94 from JBP, there's a new music review from Max and there's a new poem on the way soon.
Oh, and there's some news.Peaks and troughs, peaks and troughs...
Ed
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June 14th
Evidently England has lost some sort of football match, this appears to be the chief concern of the popular press and the lager-drinkers of the nation. The man in the local off-licence reckons he's going to have to sell off his remaining stock of England flags (made in Taiwan) cheap!
We don't concern ourselves with such inconsequential things here though. Oh no. We have a new Wayne H. W Wolfson story for you. (Unsuitable for children.)
There's News on the Euro elections too. We only lost by one...
Ed.
June 11th
We've had elections. Most exciting! Read our news.
OK, democratic rights exercised, now it's time for the football...Yawn.
Ed.
June 2nd
June already! Doesn't time fly when you're enjoying yourself?
Max has just got back from a European trip, loaded down with jazz rarities. He has sent us a tribute to jazz drummer Elvin Ray Jones who died on May 19th.
There is also some news.
Ed.
May 28th
I bought a new garden table and chairs and, as soon as I got them home and set them out, the heavens opened.
Bum.
There's a new music review of Anne McCue's excellent new album (thanks to the nice people at caiman.com for finding me a good copy) and some hot diet news.
I hope my parasol doesn't shrink...
Ed.
May 23rd
Sunny weekend in Britain shock!
I'm reporting live from the back garden, small flies are landing on the screen and there's a spider in my drink.
Small news update added.
Ed.
May 21st
Geoff Hoon, the UK secretary of state for defence (who is responsible for the armed forces), is not very popular with JBP. He sent us a poem.
I hope you enjoyed our Eurovision webcast last weekend, what a glittering event! I'm all glittered out...
Some News has been added.
I'll be back!
Ed.
May 15th
Yes here we are live at Eurovision. Keep us on for a full run down..
Super.
Ed.
May 13th
We have another music review from our jazz correspondent Max Chandler, this time Thelonious Monk gets the treatment.
There's also news and the promise of the excitement of the Eurovision song contest...
Can't wait.
Ed.
May 12th
Not one card...
I have just received a copy of "Peace Love Death Metal" from those fine chaps at Amazon, which I ordered after hearing a couple of tracks on BBC 6-Music's Round Table last week. It didn't disappoint.
Read all about it on the Music Reviews page.
There's news on a new security idea too..Let's boogie!
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Ed.
May 6th
Winamop is 1 year old today.
Oh goody..
We started with about 30 pages and now we have almost 90, not bad but we could do with more, especially with a British flavour. Short stories, poetry, humour, news and what have you? We are free to use and free to view. Come on in!
We have added a new article, JBP has a warning about the proposed UK Identity cards.
Pass the Champagne.
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Ed
May 2nd
It'll soon be our first birthday! I must order a cake...
I've rearranged the stories page by author as it was getting a bit confusing.
News has been updated, but not to any great effect!
4 days to go.
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Ed.
April 28th
Maxwell's been busy again, a new music review has appeared on our fast-growing jazz page. This time he picks out a winner from the Duke Ellington remasters.
Thanks to Jerry Vilhotti for getting in contact, maybe we'll have a story from him soon?
News is updated.
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Ed.
April 25th
This week in Mop-land there's a new page 94, (again!), JBP thinks he has worked out Blair's modus operandi.
We've got a bit of news too.The Mop goes from strength to strength!
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Ed.
April 19th
"If you want something doing, ask a busy man" said a wise man once.
What a burke!
Just don't ask me that's all, I'm really busy.I have had time to add some news though, and our new music reviewer Maxwell Chandler has come up trumps again with more Jazz remasters.
We welcome music reviews, stories, poems, jokes. Just send 'em in and Win-A-Mop. (We mean it...)
Busy busy busy....
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Ed.
15th April
Well, I've eaten nearly all the chocolate. It was a tough job but someone had to do it!
Quite why all our religious festivals have been turned into occasions to gorge ourselves I don't really know, but you have to join in don't you? One doesn't want to seem ungrateful...We have a conucopia of new and exciting material on the site!
There's News, and the Doktor's written a new Page94 (danger; contains IRONY (TM) and a rude word) and TEXTBEAK has sent in some weird and, err, well unusual pieces. We had the Doktor look at "Nets the Si'ze of Souls" (sic) and he said that it takes incoherence to an extreme...(possibly tierra del fuego!) but demonstrates a high degree of 'coherence' . And then there's another one which is almost a poem. [Later note; those two pieces have been romoved at the request of TEXTBEAK]
So there you have it. Loads of stuff.
Enjoy.Where's the last of that egg?
Ed.
7th April
Where have I been?
Trekking across the Mojave Desert on a space-hopper?
Competing in the Lisbon Fado world series?
Eating sausages and beans at Sid’s caff?
No.
I’ve been here all the time, just staring at the ceiling. I’m bound to have an idea soon, just you wait!
That spider’s moved a bit (and there's not only some news on the "fight against terror" but we review some jazz too!).
Ed.
27th March
It's all going terribly well!
Many thanks to THETEXTBEAK for his story, there's a new Page94 in the offing and the news page has been updated regularly. What value for money you get from Winamop! (considering that it doesn't cost anything of course)We need some more music reviews, so if you're at a loose end and have just bought a new album...
Spin those disks!
Ed.
19th March
We received a piece from a new contributor, MH, today.
She has a few ideas for the next Harry Potter book (and the next, and the next...).We'll keep an eye out and see if J K Rowling uses any!
Where did I put my Every Flavour Beans?
Ed.
18th March
Just a doughnut-inspired update to the News page today.
We need your input!
Send us some stuff, however short.
Win A Mop (you know it makes sense... )Time for another doughnut.
Ed.
11th March
Yes, yes, I know! I haven't updated this page for well over a week... sorry...
News on our Olympic preparations has been creeping in and a new article has just come in from The Weevil who has been thinking about human consciousness. Or was he conscious of human thinking?
One or the other.
Not really a story, more a treatise.I'm off to get un-conscious!
Ed.
1st March
There is some new news on the Lord of The Rings.
There is a new Page 94.
What a busy boy I've been!
See you in Pound-Land.
Ed.
29th February
It's leap year so we get this extra day. Good job it's a Sunday, we wouldn't want an extra Monday would we?
Nobody's proposed to me yet.
Just News added.
See you in four years.
Ed.
24th February
We return from a cultural weekend in Paris. Where we managed to secure an exclusive picture from the Louvre to show to you.
We learned that:
Paris is cold in February.
That doesn't stop the Café culture, they still sit outside but under heaters.
The Louvre is massive!
The Palace of Versailles is even bigger (and there's a couple of spares out the back).
The Eiffel tower is tall, and even colder at the top.
Some French women have an uhealthy habit of wearing lime-green clothing.
I'll leave you with this nice photo of the Eiffel tower, twinkling with strobe lights.
Au revoir!
Ed.
20th February
I noticed today that "The Thought Cafe" is to close due to a lack of time on the part of the webmasters / editors. I know how they feel.
Very sad though, as they had built up a community, not really a facility we can offer.
What we can offer is an outlet to anyone who wishes to place thier work on the net. We do not claim ownership of any of the material submitted, we merely try to protect the copyright of our authors.
There ain't no profit made here I can assure you!A news item from JBP has been added.
Mine's a pint!
Ed.
19th February
She's broken the record!
61 footnotes in JH's Coriolanus Essay, I had to make some more images!
It's very good though, honours standard I'm told...I finally got round to sending Chris Major his mop, sorry Chris.
Apart from that there's just news.
14th February
Two e-mails have flooded in!
One from Wayne Wolfson, congratulating us on the new look (much appreciated) and one from Dave Shoots who enjoyed JA's "History of Obscenity".We would welcome your feedback, the mail button is at the bottom-left of the home page.
I hope you got a card today!
I did...
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Ed.
8th February
Have you noticed?
It's all different?
No?
Bother!Yes, the new look is finally here. What an age it's taken, and I bet there'll be some broken links in it....
A lot of work has gone into this, I hope you find it easier to navigate. We'll be tweaking it a bit more over the next few weeks but at least it's launched now.We have a new story from Wayne H. W Wolfson to start us off, thanks Wayne.
We've updated the news and we have some music from The Weevil.
There's even the start of "The Winamop Dictionary" which will grow to 38 volumes... and some information on the less well known aspects of grammatical families by JBP.There are some more Shakespeare essays to go up soon... but there are only 24 hours in a day!
I'm off for a lie down.
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Ed.
2nd February
OK OK! Hutton is such an issue round these parts we just had to include a news item from JBP and a Page94 from The Doktor....
Those of you outside the UK may not understand the fascination but the light it shines on modern politics is revealing none the less. Today we even find Bush setting up an enquiry into the "intelligence" which encouraged him to go to war. Ah well, there's an election coming!
Positively definitely, no more Hutton.... unless......
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Ed.
24th January
Two submissions arrived this week! Thanks to regular contributor Wayne H.W Wolfson and to newcomer Chris Major.
Chris calls his material poetry so it's in the poetry section, but I think it's more "alt" material so there's a link from there too. The great British art of compromise eh?
I'm saving Wayne's piece for the grand launch of the "new look" in a week or so.News has been updated.
My snowdrops are coming through!
Ed.
21st January
The "new look" is progressing... Weevil is working on a new logo and the rest of the "creative team" (ha!) are squabbling over layout and colour.
What is this season's colour anyway?The only new stuff is news.
Send in some stuff....!
Ed.
17th January
Greetings spam-lovers. Today I received the following e-mail:
"asterisk combinate assonant gave amply coin gyrfalcon follicle abridgment coffeepot paunch improvise sedge defector ga functionary nation bug grunt"
Profound, I think you'll agree!
We're working on a new look for the site as the Winamp joke is wearing a bit thin. Winamp have just changed their look too, which leaves us looking a bit silly... who said "No change there"? Come on, nobody leaves until one of you owns up!
OK 100 lines then:
"I must show respect to my elders."In by tomorrow afternoon.
Ed.
9th January
JBP has been busy.
Stung by my complaint that I was the only one who wrote anything new, and bearing in mind that my stuff is generally poor, he has written a poetic Page 94. That's in addition to the Orc piece of a couple of days ago.I've been a bit poetic too in the news page.
Where will it all end?
Ed.
7th January
Seen the film have you?
You know, the three hours long conclusion to the Lord of The Rings Trilogy "Return of The King"?
Well, whether you have or not, JBP has penned a piece from an Orcs point of view. Are they really all bad or have the books and films misrepresented them?
You decide!Apart from that, there's nothing new.
Still, that's not bad for starters is it?See you soon.
Ed.
4th January 2004
It's 2004.
Who'd have thought it eh?
Back in 1974 it was 30 years in the future...
In 1964 it was 40 years in the future...
and now it's NOW!Makes you think doesn't it?
No?
Oh well, I can't help if you have no imagination can I?
Just remember to write 2004 on all your documents from now on.It's a leap-year by the way.
Ed.
27th December 2003
We survived Christmas!
I've even written a new page 94!
I've got loads of socks and a new jumper, I'm wearing it now. Do you think it suits me?
No?
Oh well, I'd better keep it on until aunty Irene's seen me in it.
Bit hot though...
Ed.
Christmas Eve
Ho Ho Ho!
Errr..
Well it's Christmas isn't it? 'Tis the season to be jolly, so jolly it is then....
Ho ho ho...
We have an exclusive Queen's speech preview for you.
Merry festivities from the whole bunch here on planet Winamop!
Ed.
18th December
It's just one endless round of nosh-ups, booze-ups and c*ck-ups at the moment!
That's Christmas I suppose?
I just mention this, not to illicit any sympathy for my beleaguered constitution, but to explain why there isn't as much new stuff on here as I would have liked.There is a review of Joe Strummer's posthumous album on the music page, but that's it.
It'll have to suffice, I'm off out to another festive event now.. save me some bicarbonate of soda for later!
Pip-pip!
Ed.
10th December
It's not 8 days since my last entry is it? Doesn't time fly when.. err.. when ummm, well, I must have been doing something I suppose?
I received a nice e-mail from Laura Hird last week but as it was buried under a massive pile of spam I didn't unearth it until today.
Anyway, Laura has this site laurahird.com which carries links to all manner of material, including literary sites, and she has listed Winamop amongst these.
Her reward will undoubtedly come in heaven.Back here a little lower down, there's a new Page94 and that news just keeps on coming in... I'm a bit worried about the veracity of some of it though!
Ah well, back to the Christmas shopping. Now what can I get for aunty Edith?
Ed.
2nd December
Christmas is coming, the goose is looking worried....
Well, we're in advent now so it's downhill all the way to Christmas and have we got a bumper Christmas edition in store for you?
No.
Sorry.
But we do have one of those "frightfully amusing" chaps who tie knots in balloons in order to make effigies of poodles or whatever. If anyone's got any idea of how to get rid of the tedious twit would they please assist.
It's the squeaking I can't stand....
There's a new News item or two by the way.
Ed.
19th November
This is your editor speaking.
Welcome to planet Winamop, where all is fine and dandy.There is a new playstory by JA, OCR'd with "Finereader" which seemed to work fairly well and the news is being updated every couple of days.
Our pub-quiz team is doing pretty badly though.
Send more encyclopedias!Do you know where Fray Bentos is?
Ed.
16th November
Rain and gales here yesterday. My dustbins have blown over!
Still haven't scanned-in J.A's playlet thingy. I'll get round to it tomorrow, I have some new OCR software to try out, free on the cover of a magazine, must be top quality!
Hold your hats on...
Ed.
10th November
Just returned from Newcastle where we saw a new play by Sean O'Brien at Theatre Live.
Keepers Of The Flame sees the pigeons come home to roost for a poet whose work gave succour to the right wing in the second world war.
Even as an octogenarian the repercussions continue and we were left with the rather bleak impression that if you get in with a bad lot as a young man it's exceedingly difficult to get out!
Watch out for miltitary-looking men in black shirts...See it if your bottom can take 3hrs on a thinly-upholstered seat.
Ed.
6th November
New page 94, and we're live at the MTV Music Awards in Edinburgh....
Actually I'm just watching it on TV.What a cheap-skate.
Ed.
4th November
I've got a cold.
Sniff...
Large pack of stuff arrived today from JA.
One item he describes as a playstory, he has written it specially for Winamop.
The other is a play about oysters(!) we may record that as a "radio play" for future use.Good Man.
I will get the playstory scanned in (he types all his stuff) and up on the site as soon as I can.
Sniff.
Ed.
1st November 2003
Only one set of "trick and treaters" turned up at Winamop Towers last night. They were happy enough to depart with just chocolate bars too. At least I think they were happy, it was hard to tell through the green masks, they didn't throw eggs or anything.
This Halloween thing never used to be much of an event in England. Scotland took it a little more seriously, but now it has gone big-time. Corporate interests dictate that we must celebrate every festival by buying something. What suckers we are...Fancy me giving away good chocolate!
Deary me.
News has been updated by the way.
Ed.
27th October 2003
Just returned from sunny Devon where we enjoyed good weather/company/beer/food. Oh, those autumn colours!
Wayne H. W Wolfson has come up trumps again with two little stories, Drugs and Symphony and Every Pretty Word.
Read them and wonder (and don't forget Wayne's CD).I have to do some work for the next few months (!) so updates may become less frequent but I will endeavour to have something new for you every week.
It's a hard life isn't it?
Ed.
23rd October 2003
Some news items added.
Someone's nicked my idea for stickers you could stick over the health warnings on fag packets saying things like "Smoking is great!". I saw them as I was browsing through the "Boys Stuff" catalogue that came through the door this morning.
Aah well, I'll just have to think up another get rich scheme...I see we have a few regular readers, judging by the webstats (which are slowly improving) so lets have some stories, poems, jokes etc from you eh?
You can do it. Write something!Go on.
Ed.
14th October 2003
JBP has sent a poem. He's feeling miserable because he has a cold, ahh bless!
Not much else to report, except that the world is absolutely whizzing round; I'm doing 1000mph standing still!
Perhaps I should change my medication?Don't worry, I'll be fine...
Ed.
9th October 2003
It's National poetry day evidently, so I'd better write a poem... err.. let me see. (sucks end of pencil and stares up at the ceiling).. hmmmm
There was a young lady from Brest... no that won't do.
Something more topical. Yes! Got it.It's national poetry day
and poetry must be done
I really have nothing to say
I'm writing it just for funBut isn't it irresponsible
to bring a new poem to life
when its meaning is undefinable
and its existence all to brief?Um...
Well that wasn't very good was it?
Never mind. I did my best, which as usual, wasn't good enough!I've added some news today and another music review to the Music page because I was listening to Dido's album and it annoyed me.
Back to AC/DC for me then.
Toodle-Ooh!
Ed.
8th October 2003
A whole week since I last put fingers to keys on this page? Shocking lack of dedication!
I have been updating the News page regularly though, so don't be too hard on me.Finally got round to writing a new Page 94, couldn't resist a pop at Arnie. I know he's very strong and rich but he is a long way away from here and he's probably very busy at the moment.
Also way overdue was the review of Wolfson and grenadier's album The Last Martini. That's done now too!
We now have the stats up and running so I can see how many people pass though the site, all displayed in a variety of pretty coloured histograms. Thanks Supanames!
However colourful the charts there are still too few of you out there.. So let's have some publicity!
I considered running round various televised events dressed only in a Winamop thong but rejected the idea as the weather's turning cold and I didn't fancy the trip there on the bus.
I think the best idea is just for you to tell all your friends. They'll tell all their friends and... oh hang on, won't their friends be the same people that you just told?Bother!
Ed.
1st October 2003
Wayne Wolfson has sent in a review copy of "The Last Martini", his album collaboration with Grenadier.
It's well worth a listen, we shall be reviewing it shortly.
The banner ad on the home page will take you to Wayne's site where you can buy the album.News has been updated.
We have painted the front door!
Ed.
September 28th 2003
If you're reading this our new server must be working. It seems much faster to me, I hope it's OK for you.
Updates have been made to News and Alt pages today.
Ed.
September 22nd 2003
I read a lovely story of bureaucracy versus a dead goldfish today, I wrote it up for the News Page.
Having written our piece it occurred to me that nobody would believe it!
I have therefore added a classification to each news item such as "T" for "True" or "L" for "Lies".
I will augment it as necessary with "ST" for "should be true" or "UB" for "Utter B***" etc.If only tabloid newspapers would do that!
Ed.
September 19th 2003
The Doktor has been in contact again, twice in 3 days!
He has sent a revised version of his "Medical Notes" piece which now runs to 20,000 words.
This includes his second visit to the operating table and the replacement of all the iron-work in his back.
A challenging read but the humour peeps out and surprises you just as you're feeling depressed.We are upgrading the site. This means we'll be able to carry audio content soon. Whether that turns out to be a good thing or not remains to be seen!
Until the next time...
Ed
September 17th 2003
A package came through the door today.. a CDR with some of the Doktor's photographs on it. I've made small versions and put them on a page for your perusal.
He does prints mounted in frames if anyone wants one. Contact us (mail link at the bottom of the page).Wayne Wolfson informs me that his CD will be out soon (Wolfson and Grenadier), full details when we have them.
I spent the morning trying to clean stickiness out of a laptop keyboard, not mine thank goodness.
Basically, you can't!
If you're daft enough to get stickiness into your keyboard your stuck....
It's going to cost £100 for a new keyboard!Ooh err...
Ed.
September 14th 2003
Why's everywhere so crowded?
I went to the city: It was full of people.
I went to the country: The roads were full of cars.Must be the good weather making the British forsake their TVs for the outdoor life. In fact I can smell a barbecue being lit somewhere close by at this very moment!
Perhaps we really are becoming European and it was only the weather that was holding us back?
Must go. I'm off to sit outside in my vest with a hanky on my head!
Ed.
September 11th 2003
More Shakespeare!
Check out JH's essay on Comedy of Errors, it's MA level evidently....
Hello Jim! (Just thought I'd surprise our reader)
Bye for now.
Ed.
September 7th 2003
We've been busy! (again)
There's a new page 94 from Weevil and an exciting consumer piece on the new 118 services. We'll be getting a spot on daytime TV soon at this rate!
Trying to keep the news items flowing too.
Ed.
September 4th 2003
September already? Foo, be Christmas soon, where does the year go eh?
There's a couple of new news items... I promise I'll keep it more up-to-date in future.
Really...
Ed.
August 29th 2003
Well we're back at base, sore footed and all "festivalled-out". Once again it didn't rain so we were able to hang around outside various bars and cafes and take in the atmosphere (and beer).
We saw several pretty good shows and a couple of so-so ones, situation normal there I suppose. The organisers reckon it was the biggest attendance yet, everywhere certainly seemed packed, so I guess the bars, cafes and venues will all be happy with their summer. I'll be pleased to get back to paying £1.55 a pint for my beer!
Not much, in fact nothing to report on the website front. I'll get my nose to the grindstone next week honest...
Ed.
August 20th 2003
Hello from Scotland!
New page 94 added today. Hooray!
Yes, culture-vultures that we are, Winamop visits the Edinburgh festival in force.
Unfortunately, due to a small navigational error, we find ourselves in the Orkney Islands. As soon as we've re-orientated the Harry Moss motoring compass and returned South, we'll start hanging around in the Pleasance courtyard drinking beer... no, sorry, I mean we'll assess the cultural merits of fringe theatre, etc. etc.By the way; having spell checked the above paragraph, I find that we are bound for the Dingleberry festival and that we are currently on the Rodney Islands.
Sounds marvellous!To John O'Groats and beyond!
Ed.
August 8th 2003
Fifty-four footnotes!?
I mean... why?
Do you have any idea how tedious it is making up 54 little gif files and adding 54 popup text boxes to a page of text?
No?
Well I can tell you it's pretty damn tedious that's what it is.... oh yes indeed!All this can be experienced in our new contributor JH's first essay for us.
It's part of our new Shakespeare section which has quite a bit of meat in it now, five essays with more to come.I feel almost worthy.
Pip-pip!
Ed.
August 2nd 2003
Shakespeare is here!
Our team has risen to the challenge (or at least two of them have) and penned their Shakespearean essays. You can read them from here.
All this is excellent news of course, raising our profile as one of the web's more intelligent written-word sites, but it's taken me ages to add all the "Shakspere" buttons to the pages!
Weevil would no doubt tell me (too late) that I should've used a modified cascading style sheet or somesuch gobbledygook.
I used Shakespeare's own spelling of his name .a. because that's his name but mostly .b. because it's not so long!
I have also wasted a sunny morning creating a few more "printer friendly" pages. I think most of them are done now.
Let me know if you find anything wrong won't you?
Thanks.Ed.
July 30th 2003
At last some time to devote to dear old Winamop!
There's a new page 94 and some news items. It's not much but every little helps, and it gets us to 50 unique pages (not counting the printer friendly versions).
My thanks to e-mail contributor "Amptech" who sent a missive titled "wow".
It read thus:
"indeed."If only all my e-mails were as succinct!
More would be nice, I'm a bit bored with on-line casinos wanting me to add them to the links page...
Send me your thoughts, your dreams, your innermost desires... err. No scratch that last one. I forgot I was on the Internet! Goodness knows what that may bring in?
Ooog
Ed.
July 18th 2003
Nothing much to report. The weather has been so hot and sunny that rather a lot of time has had to be spent sitting in the garden.
It was awful not to be attending to this website but I managed somehow.The occasional link request comes in, latest was from someone selling blinds and shutters in the US, not actually offensive so I put it on the links page.
Cross-linking helps get the web-site up the pecking-order on the search engines.Errr......
That's all really.
Oh! - I did add a ditty and the odd news item but it's hardly very exciting.
Ed.
July 14th 2003
Hello.
I have just returned to Winamop central from an all-day drinking binge and I think I need a lie down...
There's a new Page94 if you're desperate for entertainment but nothing much else has changed.I had a nice mail from Wayne Wolfson last week who has received his mop. He gave me this link so that I could listen to his new single, made in collaboration with Boston based producer/composer Grenadier.
This is a taster for the album "The Last Martini" which will be released soon.
It is a dark and moody track which takes quite a few listens but is somehow hypnotic.
I asked him whether there was more "light and shade" on the album and he replied "The whole CD is dark, I don't do light and cheery."
If it takes your fancy we'll keep you posted as to how you can purchase the album on its release.Keep smiling!
Ed.
July 5th 2003.
JBP thinks we should have a Shakespeare section and has already sent in his article.
We do have some of the country's leading Shakespeare scholars on our books so it isn't impossible. What is rather difficult is actually persuading them to write something!
I will pursue them with threats and bribes. No, hang on a minute... bribes would cost me money, I'll stick to threats.Cheerio!
Ed.
July 2nd 2003.
A small package arrived today from JA.
He has sent some "Twiglets", a hitherto unknown poetic form which appears to consist of an inordinately long title-cum-introduction followed by an inordinately short poem.
They have been duly placed on the site and are there for all to wonder at.
The Doktor is still in hospital recovering from a couple of long operations to insert yet more iron-work to support his damaged spine. We went to see him, he stood up, we were impressed.
I hope he will write a further chapter of his medical notes whilst incarcerated.It has started to rain.
Ed.
June 22nd 2003.
A little house-keeping to the site today. I added an advert to the alt. page and tarted up the about us page with some mops...
Talking of mops, which we often seem to be around here, I have sent Wayne his mop so we'll see what the U.S. customs make of that!
I spent the day being a tourist in London yesterday, most enjoyable. I paid a visit to the Tate Modern via the no-longer-wobbly bridge and actually liked some of the stuff in there!
One artist who's name I haven't forgotten is Cy Twombley, who could forget a name like that?Sometimes it's hard to tell art from joke... One exhibit was the image of a light switch, projected actual size, at point-blank range on the wall, hence it was a very light switch! (geddit?)
I was still able to harrumph at the piles of bricks and canvases with no discernible images or patterns on them though. A day well spent.
I'll become a "culture vulture" yet.
Ed.
As of June19th 2003.
Two days of no Internet connection! I had to "get a life" instead... shocking.
Our tame Weevil has now sorted it and I'm back on line. Bye-bye life!Top news is that we have received two short stories from Wayne Wolfson which are very good, I recommend that you read them. They link from the "Prose" page and, now that we have a reasonable number of entries, I have rearranged the titles alphabetically.
I have also added "printer-friendly" versions of almost everything. What a hero I am.
I spoke to JA on the 'phone, he had received his mop. He may send some short poems.
Winamop is now listed on Webcrawler and, joy of joys, today it appeared on Google!
I'm happy now.
Goodnight.
Ed.
As of June 13th 2003.
Oh joy!
Searching for Winamop on Lycos and Alltheweb.com yields a link to the site and the link via Linkpartners has been picked up on the BBC search engine.
A month and a half since we set off on this folly and we're listed at last, no thanks to "Ineedhits.com" who appear to have achieved absolutely nothing.Bitter? Me? Not at all, I like wasting money!
Ed.
As of June 11th 2003.
I finally succumbed and paid a search engine to list us... (sob!). Listing should appear on Lycos group engines in the next day or so. If that's how you found this, it was worth it!
I received the disk of short-stories from JBP yesterday and have managed to recover the files with the help of Scandisk....
There are four new stories to read now and, best of all, "Ode to Tea" has arrived and is on the Ditties page.
On the last few stories I have added a "Printer-Friendly" version which I will carry on with and also update some of the old pages with PF versions.
I'm off for a pint now!
Ed.
As of June 7th 2003.
Just found a copy of a silly poem written on a piece of cardboard, so I've put up a silly ditties page to put it in. More soon!
I also typed out JA's "History of Obscenity" which is another of his songs but reads OK and is pretty funny if you remember the Chatterley case. I suppose it has resonances today with some weirdos trying to ban Harry Potter for daring to mention magic..... Plonkers!
Some stories are "in the post" so I'll be putting them up soon, when I've figured out how to convert them from Brother word-processor format!
Life's just a series of challenges isn't it?
Good Morning.
Ed.
As of June 5th 2003.
I have a feeling the search engines will find us soon, we're standing by for an onslaught!
I have added my story "The Walk" (therefore proving I'm desperate!) and made a couple of small changes to the index page.
Trial visitors still seem to have trouble with navigation, only looking to the top buttons after clicking around randomly a few times. I suppose we're stuck with the Winamp layout until the joke wears off!Bye.
Ed.
As of June 3rd 2003.
Nice weather we've been having isn't it? I don't like it too hot though, oh no, brings me out in a rash. I couldn't live in one of those hot countries could you? Now they tell is it gives you skin-cancer standing in the sun too!
Oh good it's started to rain again.
Bloomin' weather!Sorry, don't know what came over me.
You OK are you?
Good!
Still no joy on the search front. Even the Hippo doesn't work....
Short stories are on their way, and the famous paean to tea will be with us soon.
Y'all come back soon huh?
Ed.
As of May 28th 2003.
I think we need more short stories.
Yes I do!
The Internet has many sites full of humorous writing of various types (mostly American) but not too much in the way of good stories. A couple of our regulars may be persuaded to contribute. Watch this space.
I registered the site with "Search Hippo" yesterday. Let's see if that helps to spread the word.
Meanwhile there's a new Page 94 to keep you amused.
Pip-pip!
Ed.
As of May 24th 2003.
Still not listed on any search engines, except via another of our sites... thanks a lot "Ineedhits.com" a most effective service! (irony)
We are based in Birmingham UK, a city which has re-invented itself over the past few years and is bidding for City of Culture 2008. It probably won't get it but I should point out that it has at least 5 theatres in the city centre, the best reference library outside London, Symphony Hall, the ballet and a museum complex which tries but is hampered by hopeless management.
I found these web-sites championing Birmingham's cause, I'm not sure that they'll help much! "Birmingham, It's not shit!" and here's a lovely song about Brum.
Ed.
As of May 21st 2003.
Missed a week, the novelty has worn off...
Well, I do have an excuse. I was out of the country.
Jet-setter that I am, I have just returned from the U S of A where I ate good food and drank bad beer.
Most enjoyable!Back to matters Winamop.
I returned to find a package from JA on the mat.
It contained extracts from his sketch show "On The Very Edge" which never saw the light of spot, but made me chuckle.
I have included a couple of items so far, one, a song, is in poetry and the other, a sketch, is in fun.A lot of the other material would be better performed.
We have the talent(!), we have the technology, but do we have the time to do it?
Should we do it?
The site is supposed to concentrate on the written-word but on the other hand there isn't much British comedy audio out there.Other news from the team.
The Doktor is back in hospital (see medical notes) because he has a screw loose... in his back.
It's going to be a while before it's mended because the consultant has gone on holiday and, having heard the news today, he'll probably be on strike when he comes back!"Bummer". As they say over there.
Ed.
As of May 11th 2003.
Missed a day, the novelty must be wearing off at last.
Still not listed on any search engines... I very much doubt if anyone is reading this!
I could say anything I liked.......
If only I could think of something.
Ed.
As of May 9th 2003.
Bought some more mops, the man in Bargain Ave was delighted.
I have updated the Welcome page to include links. It was a waste of space before anyway!
I've been having a look at the competition, courtesy of the article in the Guardian Online. It was helpful in finding the URLs for the links page.
Only one site seemed to carry links so I contacted them, they seem to be hooked up with "linkpartners.com" so we'll see what happens.Received some Clerihews from JBP and put them on the site. He is going to get JA (an old friend who is a novelist and essayist) to contribute to the site.
I wrote a story, it wasn't very good. I'll only put it on the site if I get desperate!
Good night.
Ed.
As of May 8th 2003.
Received a new story from Jim Bumgarner today, thanks Jim, our first submission since launch.
Jim's story has a couple of rude words and some minor sexual content so he gave it an "R" rating. I don't think we have "R" ratings in the UK but basically it's a PG.
I investigated the Internet Content Rating Association's guidelines and got a rating for Jim's story and The Doktor's medical tale. I haven't bothered rating the rest of the site as clean and wholesome, so I'm free to say "bum" at any time!
According to the ICRA site, "bare buttocks" rate pretty high on the offence scale... that's 60% of British humour banned then!As my html software crashed for the 5th time the other day I though I'd better get an update. I looked for Softquad on the net and found that they'd been taken over by Corel.
It's usually bad news for users of old software when a new company takes over, and sure-enough the patch for HoTMetaL Pro 5 had disappeared from the net. In fact they have discontinued the product completely. Thanks Corel!
Fortunately Dabs had a copy of HMPro6 in their bargain bin so I'm now updated beyond my wildest dreams (my dreams haven't been very wild recently).In The Guardian today the Online supplement had an article on writing on the Internet. It mentioned a number of sites but not Winamop. Hardly surprising since we aren't listed on any search engines yet, but I will investigate them and add links somewhere on the site. Then maybe I can persuade them to link back to us? Worth a try eh?
Cheerio!
Ed.
As of May 7th 2003.
This isn't really meant to be a daily diary you know!
I have got other things to do.
Really......
(Nothing happened today).
Ed.
As of May 6th 2003.
So far we have received 2 e-mails. One from Ian of the purple elephants who makes indecent suggestions to Miss Winamop and one from BBCi pointing out three (yes three!) spelling mistakes on the front page.
I have since found several more in other pieces I have written. I am a buffoon.As yet we have failed to get onto any search engines. Things can only get better.
Mops have been sent out to the launch contributors, numbers 2 to 5. I have number 1 here!
Having told a few people about the site and watched them try to use it, I noticed that it seemed to take some of them ages to get to the content. In order to help I have made a few more things "clickable" on the front page.
I have also corrected some weird html errors that had crept in and added the "Being Here" poetry page.Must buy more Mops... It's not all glamour this editing business is it?
Pass me that bottle.
Ed.
As of May 5th 2003.
This will be the page where news of the development of the site is posted. So far we've only just launched the thing so the news is; "It's launch time!"
No. I said "Launch time", you can't have a sandwich yet....
We have 32 pages at launch, not bad really, and there's plenty more to add when I get round to it.
We have no sponsorship, it's all done for the love of it, but we might get some T-shirts made soon. That would be exciting wouldn't it?.
Feel free to tell us what you think. The mail link, as always, is at bottom right.
Until next time.
Ed.
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