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Here’s a Check, There’s a Check, Everywhere a Check, Check.

By KJ Hannah Greenberg

 

 

Old McDonald is leafing through a pile of mail. He stands outside of the kitchen, where Mrs. McDonald is washing dishes. He puts a few envelopes into his pocket before crossing the threshold.

Mr. McDonald: “Mail!”

Mrs. McDonald: “Late.”

Mr. McDonald: “Here.”

Mrs. McDonald: “No check?”

Mr. McDonald: “No. No check, no league. Dues are due. Dues are late.”

Mrs. McDonald: “No! Check’s late. Dry this. Late, last time, too.”

Mr. McDonald: “Yes.”

Mrs. McDonald: Late now. Late then. Dues are due!”

Mr. McDonald: “Easy peasy.”

Mrs. McDonald: “No. It’s my check.”

Mr. McDonald: “It’s my league!”

Mrs. McDonald: “MY check! LATE! Dry this. Yesterday, mail late?”

Mr. McDonald: “Yes.”

Mrs. McDonald: “Check?”

Mr. McDonald: “No.”

Mrs. McDonald: “No check?”

Mr. McDonald: “Yesterday, just my mail.”

Mrs. McDonald: “Checked?”

Mr. McDonald: “Yes.”

Mrs. McDonald: “Dry this.”

Mr. McDonald: “Yes.”

Mrs. McDonald: “What’s that? My check!?”

Mr. McDonald: “No, my dues. League dues.”

Mrs. McDonald: “No! My check, my mail!”

Mr. McDonald: “Last time. Today, my check”

Mrs. McDonald: “Today.”

Mr. McDonald: “Check the address.”

Mrs. McDonald: “NO!!!!”

Mr. McDonald: “Yes. My check. My mail. Easy peasy.”

Mrs. McDonald: “No dues. Check.”

Mr. McDonald: “Paid yesterday?”

Mrs. McDonald: “No. See this?”

Mr. McDonald: “Yes.”

Mrs. McDonald: “My check. No dues.”

Mr. McDonald: “My check?”

Mrs. McDonald: “No. My check. No dues. Dry this.”

 

 

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