The five to eight parent cant:
Rock out at parties, visit clubs,
Sit in reservation-culling
No hours left from multitasking.
She depends on mommy time,
Orthodics, avocados benefits,
Community babysitting pools,
Bargain, family-friendly films.
Pregnancys her consistent caller,
Along with vinegary potato chips,
Elastic skirts, make-up free days,
Microwave meals, good coupons.
All along, she jockeys keyboards,
pretty, finishes articles,
(Worth worldly insignificance),
whatever to pay bills.
Daddys free time, true, contrariwise,
Gets spent: eating pizza slices, fries,
Maybe reading library books in
Surely, SMSing the boys if jogging.