Having difficulty finding the kind of dating site you want?
There are matchmaking sites such as Tastebuds that matches potential couples
based upon music taste. Parship, for those seeking long-term relationships.
GayRomeo - you can guess. OurTime - for those over 50. Christian Mingle -
Gods match. PackersBackers for Green Bay Packers fans.
We arent supposed to discuss politics and religion at the
dinner table because theyre such personal, volatile topics, but what
about when looking for a potential mate? They go to a persons essence.
There have been forays into mainstream religions as evidenced by
ChristianMingle, but what about extreme politics? Nothing would make a date
drive away from a house faster than a Tea Partier seeing an Elizabeth
Warren for President bumper sticker on the car in the driveway, or warm
the cockles of his/her heart faster than a gun rack on a Humvee.
We have combined the two.
What? you ask.
How is it remotely possible to combine these seemingly
incompatible ideological enemies in a dating service?
By separation that is predicated upon a series of questions that
will be periodically updated based upon the latest flavor of the month issue.
1. Do you have an altar with an ornately framed
picture of the founding fathers over it in an area partitioned off in the
basement by a Ted Nugent Wang Dang Sweet Poon Tang tapestry? Is the altar
covering up a latch to a survivalist supply cache or do you think the Founders
inability to measure up to the mores of the current year and lack of diversity
is the equivalent of primaries in certain red states?
2. Would you mandate Christian prayer and the pledge
of allegiance in school or would you prevent Halloween costumes or anything
that smacks of partaking in a ritual pertaining to main stream culture that
marginalizes others causing a student to wreak vengeance on a world that would
allow valentines or shamrocks to enter a learning environment at such a
3. Arsenic, Poison Ivy, Belladonna, Hemlock, Peyote,
Psilocybin Mushrooms, Colorado River Toad Venom. Would you rather ingest these
ingredients than allow labeling qualifying them as natural - because of your
belief that anything natural must be good or because any government dictates
regarding labeling is socialism on a stick?
4. If you find out your neighbor is gay would you
locate a group to kidnap him in order to scrub the gayness out of his brain or
would you severely admonish him for numerous instances of gentrification due to
the increasing number of fabulous rehab projects.
5. Would you self-deport at the age of sixty-three if
you found your mothers birth certificate and journal while cleaning out
her attic providing the evidence that you are an anchor baby? Or would you
consider the arrests of ISIS leadership at the airport illegal due to
inescapable profiling that is an inherent trait of white privilege?
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