Everywhere I look, I see lights of blue
look, I see uniforms of black.
The bodyguards of the general public
once again united and on the attack.
All the angry youths gang in the
as do all the fathers and drunken men.
Each heart feels hatred
there is a crime crisis in town again.
The streets they
run with blood and pain
windows explode as people loot shops.
place is one big panic button
but pressing it wont make it all stop.
Overhead fly the home made petrol bombs
into the sky with the sticks
The actual weight of this disturbance
societys foundations groan.
As dawn approaches in comes the army
at dinnertime theres nothing left to see.
The only ones remaining
picking up the pieces in silent misery.
The Aids virus is out of control
It is wreaking havoc
across the land.
It is wiping people out in millions
still no vaccination at hand.
The sexual act is now like suicide,
Penetration is like Russian Roulette.
You can catch it from your first
Nowadays no one is really a safe bet.
campaign has died down
They no longer show Aids on TV.
And yet people
are catching it daily
There is still a problem called HIV.
government should get its act together
And show teenagers who want to play.
That everyones at risk from this disease
And you dont have
to be a junkie or gay.
I remember the passion in your eyes
as you threw that
bottle at me.
It missed and smashed the window
but it was ok, Id
drunk it empty.
God, you looked so very attractive
when you slapped my
And as you swung your arm wildly
I saw a little peek of
Yet, it was all just a stupid joke
I dont really
fancy your friend.
She does look very good naked
but I did not really
want a lend.
The News At Ten
My crazy TV is alive with the News At Ten.
disaster, speaking of death again.
Showing disturbing images of torture and
The brutality of it all is depressing my brain.
A serial killer
who still has not been caught.
Another senseless war that now has to be
The stock market crashes and so does a school bus.
visits somewhere, the crowds make a fuss.
An oil slick in the sea and acid
rain up in the sky.
Each news headline makes my depression multiply.
cant stand this anymore, I switch the TV off.
Lay down and close my
eyes, thoroughly pissed off.
Ha, Ha, Ha
I took off at a run
but I landed with a bump.
was a stupid thing to do
I should have started with a jump.
in the air
Summer is upon the ground.
The beggar has begged too much
he is giving back twenty pound.
The dog is chasing its tail
it the other way around?
And sobriety in Swansea
it still has not been
Theres a spider in my pint
theres sarcasm in my
Clouds are drifting down the street
theres dogshit in the
She engulfed my heart with matches
she kissed my cigarette out.
I asked her for another
but her packet had run out.
The yogurt is
really so thick
my girlfriend is so stupid.
She now wants a divorce
but shes gone to see Cupid.
Ha, ha, ha yeah, ha, ha, ha
is such a silly cow.
He has made her fall
back in love with me now.
I have just lost my temper
I cannot find it anywhere.
Ah, I can see
its over in that idiot's stare.
shouted John to Mary.
The Dentist has been ripped off
by the Tooth Fairy.
Football is football
but rugby is not.
where they blow out snot.
The laughing Policeman
laughing no more.
Ever since he was caught
being tickled by a whore.
Everyone is happily dancing
they are doing the bumble bee.
around the room
stinging the shit out of me.
Tattoos are great
unless they go wrong.
Water tastes lovely
unless you drink it from
An apple a day
keeps the toilet in pay.
You know what they
say dangerous toys will play.
Ha, ha, ha yeah, ha, ha, ha
gave me a clout.
It was just in time
my imagination had run out.