I Do Not Wear Aprons
I do not wear aprons
but I sure do like capons
And caps and gowns
Out in Naples
I do not wear moonbeams
I do so look out for new dreams
And while you may call me silly
Well, Tony, I'l just castle you Billy
I do not wear aprons
But I will eat all your bon bons

Please Look For Me If You Will
Please look for me, if you will
I am both cold and I've god a chill
PLease look out for me then
And perhaps we can become friends
And if you wish I will kiss your neck
And your German Shepherd I will pet
Please look for me, if you will
No need to look up on the hill
I don't go up there for the chill
But look in the water if you will.

I Would Like To Kiss Your Lips
I would like to kiss your head
And I'd love to kiss you lips
and I'd also love to kiss your nose
Yep that is want I just said

Residue
The residue
Is not for you
It is not good
and that is true
The residue
Is not for me
Just trow it in
That big old sea
Residue you
Residue me
Residue the
big old sea.

I Have Nowhere To Go
I have nowhere to go
Except away from the snow
I've hated it since before I was old
I do despise the horrid horrible cold