If I woke one morning able to see,
Would I lift up the seat
to have a pee?
Would I leap to my breakfast down every stair?
miracle happened would I part my hair?
Would I bang on the counter with my
fist, and insist,
Saying, "I've been here fifteen minutes, serve me",
Could I dare?
Would I dash through life with never a fall?
foolish questions need never be answered at all.