It has come to our attention at World Information Central dot
com that despite giving superficial but seemingly quite definite indications to
the contrary, Buzzards do not buzz. In fact they emit only hoarse croaks and
(it is reported) occasional shrieks.
Is this to be regarded as a serious breach of their duties, and
should some form of reprisal be undertaken against them as a species, or should
a programme of education be instituted, training them in the delicate and fuzzy
art?
A consultation process involving bees threatened to end in chaos
when it was alleged that these acknowledged experts in the field are themselves
operating in apparent defiance of their description, a difficulty only resolved
when it was pointed out that bees undoubtedly are.