Some Clerihews by J.B. Pick.
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Roman History
Julius Caesar
Was a tempestuous
sneezer;
"That's common," said Brutus
"Among Generals with enormous
hooters."
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Greek Philosophers 1.
Everyone agreed, even Plato,
That he strongly
resembled a potato;
But he grew frantic and savage
When they likened
him to a cabbage.
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Greek Philosophers 2.
Aristotle
Took to the bottle
When they
described his Nichomachaean Ethic
As simply pathetic.
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Mr Apeck's Literary Lecture.
"Look sharp, see deep, and don't relent,
Use
short words, say only what you know,
And when you've said - go."
So Apeck
said - and went.
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