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The Hair Dryer. By JBP.

Jeb Bebb saw an advertisement for a hair dryer suitable only for men and bought it at once.

The first time he used it he became bald.

On returning it to the shop he was told by a white-faced man in a grey suit that this baldness was in no way related to the action of the hair dryer but must be the sinister work of coincidence.

"After all," said the white-faced man in the grey suit, raising his wig, "I use it myself."

He sold Jeb Bebb a hair-restorer which provided him with a rufous skin rash.



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