Many of the Greek gods thought that Elysium was not located in
the Underworld but on Gaea's once beautiful earth visited by other beings, who
left their seed thirty thousand explorers to cohabit with indigenous cave
dwellers, earth in such playing pastures called " Youse Bums", "Aolean Winds" ,
"Where Polo Horses Frolicked", "Ruth's House", Black Sox Say It Isn't so
Shoeless Joe Stadium, Goat Jinx Field, El Busto The Decider's Red Neck Stadium,
Endrun River Grounds, Al Burton's Eating Factory Stadium, Steroid Meadows,
Rushbull Fields, Fox Truth Hollows, Paaaks Got Your Balls Field and "The Green
Monster" where Zeus found his beloved Bambino, whose favorite song was "Deep
Purple" which he sang to the many prostitutes he was Zeusing in all the eight
towns and their many suburbs in the junior circuit, only to have him sold away
for a Broadway play entitled "Drop Your Drawers Nanette" that so angered the
great god, beaner of his father Kronus freeing his brothers and sisters from
his swollen belly, that he put a curse on the Beantowners - not allowing them
to win another World Serious for many many years in this thing stolen from
mortals who once dyed their bodies blue to become the sky and then became
colluders with colonies that once were part of their caste empire drowning in
the Styx River.