Our post-bag. Wilberforce Mackenzie delves
inside.
Hello readers.
I'm delighted to have been chosen to sift through Winamop's
in-box and bring you some of the truly remarkable material which, for one
reason or another, has been deemed unsuitable for publishing elsewhere on the
site.
My first message came from Waldo P Christy and has an unusual
style. It appears to use several languages, including double-Dutch:
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"Darkness. "she screamed, hooking her fingers into claws and shaking them at
him, as if she would tear his eyes out. Down two Novril with juice. starts to
realize Mrs E-H MAY EVEN HAVE KNOWN MISERY WAS BURIED ALIVE! in real life.
You'll need to work her up. He had lain in a semi-coma, barely breathing
because of the respiratory-depressant side-effects of the medication, the
glucose drips back in his arms again. He tried to draw them up, make them less
vulnerable less of a target, and his knee screamed. ignoble herpetology
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I particularly liked the "injudicious low vivaldi
electrophorus tuck viscosity"; very poetic.
The next short excerpt is anonymous. I think the style shows
promise but the subject is ill-defined and the punctuation poor:
wrecked my life. I agree with you that had my mother
chose to let me live under her love and c. e held by the thinner weakened
crust. If this is the case then the magma can penetrate the lithosphere,
.
Next we hear from Derek Alvarez who, quite frankly, doesn't
seem to have got to grips with his keyboard skills:
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Sorry Derek it's simply not good enough!
Here a lady identified only as "Louise" appears to be offering
some service or other but her message has been interrupted by a sort of
travelogue..
Hi Bertrem, Louise hited to me that you were grow your
thing. Here at kjhze.org to accomplish that. with the burden of defeated South,
Lee turned to the task of reconciliation.. of the northern part of Brazil is
low-lying and veined by the mighty Amazon River and its tributaries. Th. the
south, there are the tall Tatra Mountains to separate the country from Slovakia
Talk to ya later. Louise.
I would be very grateful if Louise could contact me again with
full details of her service.
I was intrigued by the subject of this e-mail from Clare West:
"Inedible jet engine". This shows originality of thought, so I was
particularly disappointed by the lack of an identifiable narrative or
grammatical construction and by the use of three exclamation marks at once.
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of sandcastle snatch! life-size, scope Europe displacement stately,. in with
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Oh dear! There really was no need to use a distasteful word at
the end. Clare should be ashamed.
Stephana Sinclair was kind enough to send us a splendid virus
with this interesting paragraph. Titled simply, "Pithy":
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Strong stuff, I think you'll agree!
Finally I opened a similar mail from Natalia Paige, once more
with an interesting subject "Plateful parking brake" and again contaning
a virulent virus. I was most disappointed to find that the body of the message
appeared to be a copy of Stephana's work. Natalia, you should write your own
material like a good girl! Her message did contain this interesting paragraph
but I am now uncertain as to who should get the credit.
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On second thoughts I don't think either deserve any credit as
not only is there a reoccurrence of the "three exclamation mark" faux pas, but
there are two instances of a question mark followed by an exclamation mark. Too
bad!
Well, that's all I have time for today. I'll return with some
more gems when I've had my PC disinfected and found the time to wade through
the other 377 messages in my in-box.
There are also some herbal preparations to be ordered once I
find a supplier who can spell properly. I can't stand dealing with illiterates,
no matter how dire the need.
Goodbye.
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